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 Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:30 pm
 I just got an e-mail reply from an ad I posted on Kijiji looking for a room from a man offering a free room in exchange for sex. I guess 'single' female has a lot of implications? xd ?
Post ridiculous attempts to get in your pants. Change or exclude names at your own discretion.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:38 pm
how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:39 pm
The Betman how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:39 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy The Betman how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:45 pm
The Betman Lady Psycho Sexy The Betman how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants
no i'm just trollin'
but I think we all had a crush on violet at some point
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:53 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy The Betman Lady Psycho Sexy The Betman how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants
no i'm just trollin'
but I think we all had a crush on violet at some point
too bad it turned out to be one giant fagfest
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:01 pm
I ******** up my wording as I gently shoved the fake gold towards a girl
"how much for you?" when I intended to say "how much for your heart" xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:04 pm
"Hey...........I'm a fire-crotch.... ; )"
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:47 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy The Betman Lady Psycho Sexy The Betman how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants
no i'm just trollin'
but I think we all had a crush on violet at some point
How 'bout my ridiculous successes to get in Wylr's pants?
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:49 pm
This one chick was all kinds of devious.
She asked me if I wanted to "have a little fun."
Turns out, she wasn't talking about going to the arcade...
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:56 pm
dragn99 This one chick was all kinds of devious. She asked me if I wanted to "have a little fun." Turns out, she wasn't talking about going to the arcade... that's terrible!
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:14 pm
Dino Pakkun dragn99 This one chick was all kinds of devious. She asked me if I wanted to "have a little fun." Turns out, she wasn't talking about going to the arcade... that's terrible! I know! I was all "but Ruckers has DDR!" and she was all "shut up and take off your pants!" That's when I started to cry...
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:50 am
A crackhead once offered me eight dollars in quarters for a b*****b.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:06 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:27 am
Way back in the bowels of High School:
Her- "Your like a soft chocolate teddy bear 4laugh "
Me- J-Just dont eat me! ;;^.^
Her- "Thats was the plan though, I just wanted to Fon-DO you ;D "
Me- ._. wait... wut
The food puns just spiraled out of hand... and this was a big girl... >___>
And I was too nice as usual to just say " b***h, STOP TRYING TO EAT ME, IM NEITHER INTERESTED, NOR ON THE MENU OF DAIRY QUEEN gonk "
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