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 Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:36 am
 Not even Cookie.
Cacti.
Any instrument with strings.
Anything made of cardboard
A wool tube sock.
An oncoming Falcon Punch
If you ******** anything mentioned in this thread you are officially the Superman of sex. Or a goddamn maniac. (Thanks Owwin)
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:40 am
Please edit to say, either the superman of sex, or a goddamn maniac. remember the reasonably part.
Gun barrel. WHY? What kinda ******** up person?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:41 am
Power outlets.
Yeah, You'd prolly die.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:42 am
k fix'd
Fictional characters. Why? Because they don't exist.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:42 am
Sea pig. I mean it looks like a ******** headcrab.
Also edit it to say that most fetishes, like phobias, are not reasonable. Just in case somebody wants to ******** a headcrab.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:42 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:43 am
garbage disposal thing in the sink....it was mentioned in "drawn together"
I miss that show TAT
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:45 am
Owwin Sea pig. I mean it looks like a ******** headcrab. Also edit it to say that most fetishes, like phobias, are not reasonable. Just in case somebody wants to ******** a headcrab. If you want to ******** something, and you CAN ******** something without killing yourself or being in circumstances that would totally never happen, then it's reasonable.
Nobody can ******** a toaster. Particularly while it's in the 'down' position.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:46 am
Lady Psycho Sexy If you want to ******** something, and you CAN ******** something without killing yourself pr being in circumstances that would totally never happen, then it's reasonable.
but.. but... IT LOOKS LIKE A HEADCRAB A GODDAMN HEADCRAB!
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:47 am
Hmm... I guess one could reasonably ******** Fire...
And water just rapes everyone anyway...
So imma go with C.) A celing Fan thats on.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:52 am
Fine a lion, because that would get you killed and isn't reasonable. Stupid lions.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:55 am
The hulk and samus aran
THEY ******** YOU!!! scream
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:41 am
Hornet nest.
Seriously. Ow.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:52 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:53 am
the mouth hole of an octopus
owwww that's a scary idea crying
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