Let's Play Oblivion: The Chronicles of Sally [Update 1/29]

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Everyone meet Sally.

Hi, Sally!

We'll be seeing a lot of her in the following LP because she is now the player character of Oblivion.

What's Oblivion you ask? GO GOOGLE IT.

Got questions about gameplay mechanics? CHECK THE WIKI!

Now that I'm done being extraordinarily unhelpful, LET'S GET TO UPDATIN'.


UPDATE ONE: CREEPY OLD MEN AND WEIRD AMULETS
(It's right there. Seriously. Scroll down a bit)
UPDATE TWO: I NEED A HORSE


This s**t's going to be in-character for the most part, unless I feel the need to explain something in which case the text will be in italics.
Why is it going to be in-character?
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, DAMMIT.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

UPDATE ONE: CREEPY OLD MEN AND WEIRD AMULETS

Man, I just had the weirdest dream.

There was a creepy old guy who was talking about something or other. I don't really remember but it was weird.


And then there was this bigass tank thing and it was all weird and there were demons around it gonk

And then you know how dreams randomly change to other things in the middle? Then I was dreaming about the Imperial City, but there were words floating in the sky. It was weird.





...
...

So, where am I, anyway?


Some kind of dungeon?


HOLY s**t, I'M IN JAIL! gonk


WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME OH GOD I HOPE I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE gonk gonk gonk

Huh, that guy in the next cell looks like he wants to talk to me.


That's mean. cry


I don't know how to make things disappear yet, leave me alone crying


OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE LET ME OUT OF HERE gonk gonk gonk


gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk


OH GOD HE TOLD THEM TO LOCK THE DOOR THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME gonk


...whose sons? Did I kill someone's sons? AGAIN? gonk


"Sire?" Must be someone important...


OH MY GOD, THAT'S EMPEROR URIEL SEPTIM eek


Did I murder the emperor's sons? I really really hope I didn't...


SORRY IT'S NOT LIKE I CHOSE THIS CELL PLEASE DONT KILL ME gonk


...you're letting me go? biggrin


Oh. ._.


I'm going, I'm going...


Uhh, why exactly are you coming in here, again?


You... have?


What now? gonk


gonk I'm sorry I know you're the emperor and all but I'm not really into older guys...



I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT gonk


Sweet, can I come? biggrin


Awesome! biggrin

So, uh, who are you anyway? I mean, I know, but you should explain anyway. Just in case.



Is that way out of this cell, by any chance? Because I would be happy to serve Tamriel like that. Why am I in here, anyway?


I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTO OLDER GUYS! gonk WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS STUPID CELL



Please tell me I'm not going to be remembered as the next queen or something because you need an heir because your sons died. gonk


...blood? D: I hope it's not mine...


I am in favor of ending this conversation.


HOLY s**t


YES IT CONCERNS ME THAT WAS AWESOME HOW HAS NO ONE ESCAPED FROM HERE LIKE THIS


Oh, sure, avoid the question. BUT OKAY I'LL BE THE MOST STAYING-OUT-OF-THE-WAY-ING-EST PRISONER EVER! biggrin


It's dark down there. D:


Woah, I never knew all this crap was down below the city. This is awesome!


HOLY s**t THOSE GUYS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT JUST HAPPENED gonk


THEY KILLED THAT ONE CHICK gonk


The other guards took care of the bad guys but I kinda liked that chick. She stopped the emperor from making inappropriate advances toward me. cry




Take that, weirdo assassin guy.


Alrighty!


WHAT NO D:


DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!


OH GOD GIANT RAT


OH GOD KILL IT


Now my hands have rat guts on them ick ick ick crying


I am kinda hungry... I'll take this for later just in case...


I don't think she'll be needing this...


Much better. Now I won't have to deal with icky rat guts. gonk


I guess that's my only option... the guards locked the stupid door behind them...


DEAD BODY gonk gonk gonk


There was a dagger next to the skeleton, and some armor... I guess he wont need them anymore... I hope he doesn't come to life and try to kill me for this. gonk


Feels kinda weird. :/ Not sure I like wearing armor.


Found a chest, but it's locked. :c


Dead goblin. gonk WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD THINGS HERE


Ooh, he has the key to the door on him.


It's still dark. cry


I bet I can blast that rat from here.


YEAH FIREBALLS ARE AWESOME


HAHA, YOU TOO!


OH GOD I MISSED gonk


There is no way I am touching that. EVER.


There's stuff up there but I can't jump that high. emo


DIE, RAT!


YOU TOO!  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Why is there fresh food here? Who exactly has been down here recently?


OH GOD SKULLS gonk


Do I really want to eat this...? ...Yeah, I'm hungry.


Another small tunnel. ._.


Sweet, mushrooms! Maybe I can sell these...


OH GOD ANOTHER DEAD BODY gonk


Yeah, ******** you goblin. I just shanked your a**.


Huh, he had some alchemy stuff here.


Let's see if I can't make something out of this. It can't be that hard.


This should work...


Yeah, I'm awesome. cool


Yes. Yes I do.


LET'S GO SHANK SOME GOBLINS!


There's one.


There one isn't. >:3


Avoiding these...


I wonder what would happen if...



whoops.


HA, TAKE THAT GOBLINS!


It's dark and cold and I wanna go home. ;~;


Huh, that goblin looks different than the others...


...huh.


OW ******** LIGHTNING gonk


STOP DOING THAT THAT REALLY HURTS gonk


Yeah, ********. I killed you and took your stupid staff.


I TAKE IT BACK, LIGHTNING IS AWESOME!


YEAH ******** YOU GOBLIN


Hey, the end of the tunnel!


Could it be?


Yes! Guards! biggrin


OH GOD MORE ASSASSIN PEOPLE D:


Please don't mistake me for an assassin... please don't mistake me for an assassin...


<******** I FELL OFF THE LEDGE


OH GOD NO gonk


LISTEN TO THE MAN!


Do what now?


Uh... okay...


Still kinda creepy...



Uh. Not really.





Uh, I think it was the mage but it might have been the atronach or the apprentice. I was never good with these things.





Let's just say it was the mage for now.


What about me?


Okay but it might have been something else... I'm not really sure...

I kinda dozed off at this point. Does this guy ever shut up?
...
...
...
OH, RIGHT, HE WAS TALKING.


...maybe I should have been paying attention...


Uhh, okay...


Okie dokie.


Man this torch is bright.


More assassin guys... let the guards handle it.


gonk RUN AWAY


I think I'm going to go back to holding my staff.


Uh oh.



This does not bode well. ._.





Uh okay but maybe one of you could stay here with me? ._.


Guess not.



Do what now? gonk


Who now? gonk


What? Jaws? Oblivion? WHAT? gonk

<********, THAT GUY JUST KILLED THE EMPEROR I AM SO SCREWED

<******** ******** ******** ******** gotta hide the body


IT WASN'T ME D:


I'M REALLY SORRY BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN HERE gonk


He gave it to me.



Wait, does that mean he has x-ray vision? WAS HE LOOKING THROUGH MY CLOTHES? gonk




He told me to give it to some guy. Jeffrey or something like that I think.


He said something about another son or something? i wasn't paying attention.



How do I get there?




...sewers?


I am most certainly not a bard. D< Maybe a mage or a Nightblade or something awesome like that, but not a bard. ******** bards.






Let's say Nightblade for now.


Anyway, go back to the part about the sewers.


No, tell me about the sewers. I DO NOT WANT TO GO INTO ANY SEWERS. I HATE POO GAS.


I HATE YOU


Yeah, fine. I'll go into the damn sewers while you wait here and sit around and do nothing.


Fine. Take that too. I don't even care anymore.


;_;


Why do I suddenly know more spells? ... I don't care.


I'm taking this damn armor off. It's too heavy.


Not even lightning can help me get over the fact that I'm in a stupid sewer. ;_;


Might as well use that new spell I got for no reason.


Is... is that....?


OH MY GOD, SWEET FREEDOM!

...But why do I feel like I should think about this a little before I leave?



Well, Cult? Anything you want me to change?  

[The Betgirl]

Atranach is you want the game to be a serious challenge, but you're a nightblade so i don't know what difference it will make  

[[Kegan]]

Maybe a video would work better. :Xd  

[Cabron the Swan]

The Betman

Atranach is you want the game to be a serious challenge, but you're a nightblade so i don't know what difference it will make

Atronach is fine if you have enough alchemy to make decent Magicka potions. It's actually recommended in all the FAQs I've read.  

[KeyBlader1]

I've never played Oblivion, so it's your call.  

[Ribbin]

Hmm, slightly less than lulzy dialogue, but there's definitely potential.

You couldn't pick a better game for an LP, and there's not much funny to say at the start anyway. So, keep it up. =D

Also, be a bard. DO EEET. Bard skills are so much better than the Nightblade's anyway. c: As for sign, beeeeeee The Lady? xD  

[Cabron the Swan]

Prolly wanna resize or just give thumbnails with that many images too. It takes me like five minutes to load the page. xd

 

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

I was actually planning on giving up on this since the first update turned out pretty terrible, but I might go for at least one more update.

But I'm going to have to do something about the images because I took over 200 screenshots for that update. gonk I have no idea how many I ended up using but it was way too many. I'll have to start putting NPC dialogue in text after the first screenshot like a not lazy person. Also, shorter updates because this one was way too long.

I'll also have to try and be funnier. Because the first update was really very terrible.

As for video: I actually did a SSLP for this because I ran into so many problems with my WoG LP I thought this would be easier. It took me over three hours to put together that update. Irony! But I know what I'm doing now so maybe it'll be better.

Anyway: I'm thinking of going with a custom class just because I'm not terribly fond of most of the default ones. Thoughts?
I'll probably end up going with Atronach for the birthsign because I always end up with like a million mana magicka potions anyway.  

[Ribbin]

The Awkwardest Turtle

I was actually planning on giving up on this since the first update turned out pretty terrible, but I might go for at least one more update.

But I'm going to have to do something about the images because I took over 200 screenshots for that update. gonk I have no idea how many I ended up using but it was way too many. I'll have to start putting NPC dialogue in text after the first screenshot like a not lazy person. Also, shorter updates because this one was way too long.

I'll also have to try and be funnier. Because the first update was really very terrible.

As for video: I actually did a SSLP for this because I ran into so many problems with my WoG LP I thought this would be easier. It took me over three hours to put together that update. Irony! But I know what I'm doing now so maybe it'll be better.

Anyway: I'm thinking of going with a custom class just because I'm not terribly fond of most of the default ones. Thoughts?
I'll probably end up going with Atronach for the birthsign because I always end up with like a million mana magicka potions anyway.

Eff yea, I always go custom class. Get the Cult to pick the name for it! =D  

[Zylo Allouette]

Ribbin

The Awkwardest Turtle

I was actually planning on giving up on this since the first update turned out pretty terrible, but I might go for at least one more update.

But I'm going to have to do something about the images because I took over 200 screenshots for that update. gonk I have no idea how many I ended up using but it was way too many. I'll have to start putting NPC dialogue in text after the first screenshot like a not lazy person. Also, shorter updates because this one was way too long.

I'll also have to try and be funnier. Because the first update was really very terrible.

As for video: I actually did a SSLP for this because I ran into so many problems with my WoG LP I thought this would be easier. It took me over three hours to put together that update. Irony! But I know what I'm doing now so maybe it'll be better.

Anyway: I'm thinking of going with a custom class just because I'm not terribly fond of most of the default ones. Thoughts?
I'll probably end up going with Atronach for the birthsign because I always end up with like a million mana magicka potions anyway.

Eff yea, I always go custom class. Get the Cult to pick the name for it! =D

Custom class could be fun. I always played more of a stealth-and-archer character. I don't know, I liked sneaking up behind enemies and shooting an arrow into their heads for x3 damage.

Is that so wrong?

Also- PLEASE UPDATE YES  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

the Lord Zylo

Ribbin

The Awkwardest Turtle

I was actually planning on giving up on this since the first update turned out pretty terrible, but I might go for at least one more update.

But I'm going to have to do something about the images because I took over 200 screenshots for that update. gonk I have no idea how many I ended up using but it was way too many. I'll have to start putting NPC dialogue in text after the first screenshot like a not lazy person. Also, shorter updates because this one was way too long.

I'll also have to try and be funnier. Because the first update was really very terrible.

As for video: I actually did a SSLP for this because I ran into so many problems with my WoG LP I thought this would be easier. It took me over three hours to put together that update. Irony! But I know what I'm doing now so maybe it'll be better.

Anyway: I'm thinking of going with a custom class just because I'm not terribly fond of most of the default ones. Thoughts?
I'll probably end up going with Atronach for the birthsign because I always end up with like a million mana magicka potions anyway.

Eff yea, I always go custom class. Get the Cult to pick the name for it! =D

Custom class could be fun. I always played more of a stealth-and-archer character. I don't know, I liked sneaking up behind enemies and shooting an arrow into their heads for x3 damage.

Is that so wrong?

Also- PLEASE UPDATE YES

So did I. Which is why I'm aiming for mage this time. Show people something they might not have seen while playing the game.

I think I'll wait until this thread reaches two pages to update because there are enough images on this page already. sweatdrop
Also it gives me more time to procrastinate  

[Zylo Allouette]

You have no idea how fast I will get this thread to the second page if need be.

I WANT MOAR DAMNIT  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

the Lord Zylo

You have no idea how fast I will get this thread to the second page if need be.

I WANT MOAR DAMNIT

Don't worry, I'll probably end up procrastinating anyway.

Like right now. I could be updating, but I'm doing more important things.