Hmmmm....

[FuzzBall 005]

Sometimes...I like to play a game with myself, while alone, in a dark room, with a jar of vaseline. Its called the "Why is there a jar of vaseline in my room" also know as the "what if god(s) is real" game. Today I thought about how most religions say you have to believe in there god or you burnz forever, and that made me think, "What if thats the test" god doesnt want some retarded worshippers coming in at the millions everyday wanting to watch him 24/7, he wants some smart, chillaxed people coming in to hang out, smoke some weed, and play Halo (or killzone for the Ps3 guys.)  

[Lethkhar]

Halo and Killzone are not games fit for a divine being. It's all about CoD, dude.

And, um, I can probably name several reasons for a jar of Vaseline being in your room, not the least of which for times when you're alone in the dark with, er, nothing much to do...

Even if he's real, he's got some 'splainin to do before I'll toke with him.  

[[-Erik-]]

There is a vaseline jar in your room for the very same reason there is a god: you put it there.

MYSTERY SOLVED.  

[Captain_Shinzo]

For the Vaseline: The guy in your closet may explain that.
For God: Man made him.
Your Mom: I wrecked her.
Killzone and Halo: Over-ruled by Left4dead.

All questions were answered.  

[G4NTZ]

Vaseline? Damn you're a big spender. Killzone was awesome btw.  

[Le Pere Duchesne]

The vaseline is there because you don't believe that every sperm is sacred.

As for video games, well, you people know nothing about what gods would like. Gods play GOD games, like Civilization, Spore, and Populous.

Especially Civilization. ESPECIALLY.  

[Lethkhar]

Gracchia Saint-Justine

The vaseline is there because you don't believe that every sperm is sacred.

As for video games, well, you people know nothing about what gods would like. Gods play GOD games, like Civilization, Spore, and Populous.

Especially Civilization. ESPECIALLY.

Don't forget the Total War series.  

[dl1371]

FuzzBall 005

Sometimes...I like to play a game with myself, while alone, in a dark room, with a jar of vaseline. Its called the "Why is there a jar of vaseline in my room" also know as the "what if god(s) is real" game. Today I thought about how most religions say you have to believe in there god or you burnz forever, and that made me think, "What if thats the test" god doesnt want some retarded worshippers coming in at the millions everyday wanting to watch him 24/7, he wants some smart, chillaxed people coming in to hang out, smoke some weed, and play Halo (or killzone for the Ps3 guys.)

Well if I was a God I'd kinda like a bunch of people chanting my name and blindly following me  

[MiniSiets]

Mass Effect 2 > all

Just sayin'.  

[Lethkhar]

MiniSiets

Mass Effect 2 > all

Just sayin'.

I've heard it's great, but they stripped a lot of the RPG elements like inventory and skill elements. Is that true?  

[Lord Maxdom]

The reason why the Vas is there? Because you're alone in the dark, and no one will see you? Personally I'd leave the lights on.
As for the god(s), who knows eh? If there is a god, dandy, if not, sucks but oh well. Would be nice for there to be an afterlife and all that, and hell if the people who suck at being religious are a test cool, because that would mean that whatever is watching over us doesn't like jackasses, a philosophy I hold.
What game would they be playing? Probably a game which hasn't even been thought of yet, something exclusive to them, either that or they are playing the sims.