Lady Psycho Sexy

That reminds me of that one night I was working alone at the Short Stop and this totally drunk high school kid comes in trying to buy a cigar. I ask him for ID and he drops a wad of 20s on the counter. So I tell him he looks nothing like Queen Elizabeth and he calls me a ********' prude and leaves with his hoes in tow, both of them apologizing profusely for his behavior. xd
Oh and the time this guy came in and asked me which sandwich meat sticks best to human skin.
Good ********' times.

rofl That's frickin' brilliant.
I've never been employed at an actual job, but once for Spartan Youth Radio, I was at the Independant with some other kids selling some raffle tickets, and this old lady comes up to us and asks us what we were doing, and so we tell her that we were selling raffle tickets for 50 cents a piece for our raffle in June, and so she gets all, "Well, what are you going to do with the tickets until then?" and so we tell her that we're going to keep them up in the SYR lounge at the high school until June when we do the raffle, and she gets all, "You really expect me to believe that? I wouldn't even trust my own kids with this!" and practically accuses us of running the next ponzi scheme and we're like, "Lady, it's 50 cents/ it's seriously alright/ we're not cheating anyone/Boss, could you please come here for a minute, this Scary 50 Cent Lady wants to talk to you." but she kept on yelling at us about how we're cheating her and everybody else out of their money and so on and so forth, and then she walked away.