Let's talk about LAMININ.

[[-Erik-]]

Laminin. That protein which holds us all together, those that critically contribute to cell differentiation, cell shape and movement, maintenance of tissue phenotypes, and promotion of tissue survival.

It has come to my attention that some christians like to associate this cell with God's signature due to it's particular shape, let's take a look at it:



This statement is usally followed by Colossians 1:17, which says "He is before all things, and in him all things hold together".

BUT.

They are all wrong, of course, we know that. I have seen far beyond what they can comprehend to uncover the ultimate true of this protein's nature.

And after closely analizing this wonderful protein in every possible way I have reached a conclussion.

Laminin is indeed a signature. Our creator's signature, he put it there so we know it was him! He made sure to leave an "I was here" mark for us to see scientists and preachers that they were all wrong.

No, people, I am not talking about the christian deity, as I have stated before, I have discovered the truth about laminin. The christians were right in one thing, it is indeed a signature, ONLY, it's not God's signature...

And after basing my argument completely on nothing to support my therory, I present to you the symbol of your ORIGINAL and ONLY creator!

HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY.  

[Lethkhar]

It looks a bit like a surfer.  

[dl1371]

I want a cool signature like that  

[FuzzBall 005]

...it looks more like a plus but hey, hail satan.  

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

Ok, what kind of people take the shape of something and make a symbolism out of it??
1) Kindergarteners
2) Babies
3) Idiots
4) Animals
5) Christians

What kind of peope make symbolism out of abstract, without needing the shape?
1) Philosophers
2) Artists
3) Scientists
4) Scholars
5) Anyone with a good brain

Hm... I see the pattern. 8D

 

[[-Erik-]]

=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=

Ok, what kind of people take the shape of something and make a symbolism out of it??
1) Kindergarteners
2) Babies
3) Idiots
4) Animals
5) Christians

What kind of peope make symbolism out of abstract, without needing the shape?
1) Philosophers
2) Artists
3) Scientists
4) Scholars
5) Anyone with a good brain

Hm... I see the pattern. 8D

HAIL SATAN EV- er, I mean, yes, you're right.

I mean, it's only a coincidence that laminin looks a little bit like a christian cross. Many things look like crosses anyway.

 

[dl1371]

=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=

Ok, what kind of people take the shape of something and make a symbolism out of it??
1) Kindergarteners
2) Babies
3) Idiots
4) Animals
5) (Insane) Christians
You can kinda merge 3 and 5...

What kind of peope make symbolism out of abstract, without needing the shape?
1) Philosophers
2) Artists
3) Scientists
4) Scholars
5) Anyone with a good brain

Hm... I see the pattern. 8D

Fix'd
How dare you compare animals with insane christians
The first is much smarter.  

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

dl1371

=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=

Ok, what kind of people take the shape of something and make a symbolism out of it??
1) Kindergarteners
2) Babies
3) Idiots
4) Animals
5) (Insane) Christians
You can kinda merge 3 and 5...

What kind of peope make symbolism out of abstract, without needing the shape?
1) Philosophers
2) Artists
3) Scientists
4) Scholars
5) Anyone with a good brain

Hm... I see the pattern. 8D

Fix'd
How dare you compare animals with insane christians
The first is much smarter.

Why yes, you are correct, animals are much smarter than insane christians.
Personally though, I hate babies, so that's why I put them there. But depending your point of view, I think you can pretty much put anything in those slots as long as they make sense to you.