Let's Play Final Fantasy: Maybe I'll finish this one!

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Remember that Oblivion LP?
Neither do I.

Let's Play Final Fantasy I.

For full effect, listen to this song while reading this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ58aUqteZg

Anyway, here's how this is going to work:
I haven't played any FF game except for the first, and I haven't played this one in years. My NES broke when I was about 6 and I never got it fixed, and I've never played any remade or emulated versions. I wont be using any guides or walkthroughs and will be relying entirely on ten-year-old knowledge. So this is going to be fun.

So let's meet our characters.

Red Mage

[Turt]
Self-proclaimed leader of the group, she has a sharp blade and a short temper. She helps to support the party with White Magic, Black Magic, and she even has some decent fighting skills. One word of warning, though: DO NOT TOUCH THE HAT.

Thief

[Reg ]
Probably the only "normal" member of the party, Reg has very little tolerance for the rest of the group's nonsense. Hates almost everything for no real reason. Well, that's not true. He loves money.

Black Belt

[Cook]
You've heard of Buddhist monks? Meet the Nudist monk. He refuses to wear clothing or armor of any kind for reasons known only to him. (Note that this is not reflected in the helpful pictures in order to protect the innocent.)
Claims to not need a weapon because he "beats monsters into submission with sexiness"

Black Mage

[J ]
"oh god NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE gonk "
As the most vulnerable member of the team, the universe has it in for J. Everything and everyone seems to want a piece of his squishy, vulnerable body. Even Cook. Especially Cook.


CHAPTER ONE: ADVENTURE BEGIN! (It's right there.)
CHAPTER TWO: GET EQUIPPED
CHAPTER THREE: THE CURE
CHAPTER FOUR: A CLEVER RUSE
CHAPTER FIVE: GET ON WITH IT
CHAPTER SIX: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

 

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

: Well, here we are. Finally.
: THANK THE LORD! Cook was getting kinda... antsy. ._.
: Aww, I was having fun.
: Hate you all so much.
:What was that, Reg?
: Nothing. Let's just go to the damn castle so we can stop carrying these goddamn balls around.
: I'll carry your balls for you if y-
: NO, COOK!


:Going straight to the castle then.


:You have anything clever to say?


: "Lite Warriors?" What, are we diet versions of normal warriors?
: "Light." L-I-G-H-T.
: ... still sounds stupid.


: Uh. Didn't the last guy say the same thing?
: Maybe they can only say one thing and say it to anyone who comes in.
: That's the dumbest ******** thing I ever heard.
: Ooh, language, mister. Unless you want me to actually f-
: NO, COOK!


: Look, there he is!


: Look, we just came here to drop off these damn orbs. Are you going to take them or what?
: ...maaaaaybe. Once you rescue the princess.
: Is there any chance that, after we rescue her, she would want to-
: DON'T EVEN SAY IT.
: Say what?
: I was going to ask if I co-
: OKAY BYE KING WE'RE OFF TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS


: Okay, Cook, new rule: No asking important political figures if you can have sex with their daughters.
: What about son-
: NO, COOK. GODDAMN.
: Fine then. I'll just stick with J.
: WHAT? gonk
: Hate you all.
: ...uggh, just... he never actually told us where to find her, so let's ask around.




: No wonder their princess got kidnapped. Everyone in this castle is a ******** moron.
: A <********> moron? Is that like a normal moron, but-
: I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL KILL YOU.

: Let's just... go. Maybe we'll have more luck in the town...



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: ...Wait. Was that one light warrior... naked?

-END CHAPTER ONE-  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

rofl
And you know I would say all that. xd  

[Al Torrenz]

Nice. xD  

[Skaeryll]

xD

I like it.  

[System C O R R U P T]

That was fun to read.  

[Ribbin]

I would pretty upset the Oblivion one was forgotten about, but Cultie team members makes up for it.

I approve.  

[Cabron the Swan]

I'm not. That Oblivion one had WAY too many pictures. This is awesome.

I wish I could get my FF8 to recognize the stupid virtual drive. I really want to LP it. crying

 

[Paper Sonic]

Oh god, you know about DnB. heart

It's really funny so far XD  

[Ribbin]

I_love_Inuyasha1

Oh god, you know about DnB. heart

It's really funny so far XD

s**t, did I totally miss a DnB ref?  

[Skaeryll]

Ribbin

I would pretty upset the Oblivion one was forgotten about, but Cultie team members makes up for it.

I approve.

what you say?  

[Ribbin]

Regulust

Ribbin

I was pretty upset the Oblivion one was forgotten about, but Cultie team members makes up for it.

I approve.

what you say?

Haha, my bad.  

[Paper Sonic]

Ribbin

I_love_Inuyasha1

Oh god, you know about DnB. heart

It's really funny so far XD

s**t, did I totally miss a DnB ref?

Check the video, Ribbz.
=P  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

-CHAPTER TWO: GET EQUIPPED-


: Okay. Ground rules: No having sex with people,
: Aww.
: No stealing from people,
: They deserve it! They wouldn't even notice if I stole their first-born child right in front of them!
: And no wandering off and getting lost and/or hurt and/or kidnapped.
... Wait, are you saying I do that? I don't do that! ...often. ._.
: Is there a "no being a bossy b***h" rule too?
: Going to pretend I didn't hear that. Let's ask the townspeople if they know where this... whatever his name was is.
: I think his name was Garla-
: Shut up J, nobody cares.
: ._. Okay.






: Can I please steal from them? Please?
: No, Reg.
: What about-
: NO, COOK.
: ...
: NO, J- oh, you didn't actually say anything. Sorry.
: ._. I wanna go home.


: Might as well buy some crap while we're here.



: One rapier for me, two daggers for these fine gentlemen.
: Why do you get the rapier?
: Because I took a Fencing class. Did you take a fencing class?
: stare
: Didn't think so.
:I'll just steal it from you later.
: Don't I get a weapon? gonk
: The other dagger is for you, J. Cook still doesn't want any weapons.
: I already have one.
: You do? Can I see it?
: Of course you c-
: If you're talking about your p***s I will kill you.
: When am I not talking about-
: MOVING ON!


: TWO WOODEN ONE CLOTH LET'S GO






: Magic time!
: Yay! biggrin



: FIRE for me, LIT for my black buddy over there.


: I seem to not have enough funds for a CURE spell.
: I could just ste-
: NO, REG.
: Fine. But when we all die because you wont let me steal anything, don't come crying to me.

-END CHAPTER TWO-


I think I like these shorter updates. Less work for me and I can update more often. Like maybe every day. Or even more often if i wanted to. Might put another one up this afternoon.

Do you guys think I should do shorter updates more often or longer updates less often?  

[Al Torrenz]

I think you should stick to shorter updates.