two funny limiricks and a funny poem

[drake fukiyamo]

Gamblin Rubber Duck

There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought he was really lucky.
So he went to a casino
Located in Reno
But lost it all to a Rubber Ducky.

Zombie With a Death Wish

There once was a zombie named Fred
Who really wished he was dead.
So grabbed a sledge hammer,
went to a slammer,
And had an inmate smash in his head.

Stupidity Abound

Listen up, hear what i say,
This is the Story of a guy named Ray.
He had the looks, he'd got the girl,
He used his money to buy her a giant pearl.
But poor Ray, he didn't know,
that the pearl was going to blow.
He walked by it, whistleing a tune,
When that big ol` pearl went KAPOON!!!
It blew poor Ray into the sky,
Way, way past where airplanes fly.
then he fell, going faster and faster,
finally hitting a truck full of plaster.
Everyone scream, they thought he was dead,
then they all gasped when he appeared, shaking his head.
He walked out of the truck, his whole body white,
then said with a laugh"That sure was a fright!!"
then he went to a jewelers, bought a nice ring
then gave it to the girl, who jumped onto him with a spring.
Thats the story, every word's true,
so don't buy giant pearls, cause it could happen to you.

had all these in my head one day
so i decided to let them come out and play.
Now please comment, good or bad,
either way, i won't get mad.
Cause thats my way, it's just me,
i'm as easy-going as a tree.
laugh all you like, make your jokes,
but it will never bother me, folks.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Niiiice.

...I'm staying away from pearls now.  

[drake fukiyamo]

just gotta stay away from GIANT pearls(emphasis on giant)  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

I'll be sure not to...
sweatdrop

 

[King Geek]

The spirit of Dr Suess has found a new vessel!  

[drake fukiyamo]

thanks, but right now, i don't fell happy crying



Sadness and pain

Every day i feel sadness, I want to cry
Everyday i feel lonely, i want to die.
What life is there to live for?
Should i even live anymore?
Who am i to feel happy and glad,
me who always feels lonely and sad.
I am a nobody, i don't belong,
I think thats why i always feel wrong.
everday i cry my heart out,
every day i want to scream and shout.
every night sobbing myself to sleep.
how will i get out of this hole so deep.
My life is sadness, full of tears,
and silent crying no one hears.
I wish i could find a way
to find that one good day.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Whenever I feel sad all I do is look at the animation in your signature and laugh remembering my Japanese friend who cartwheel kicked a mailbox cause he crashed into it on his skateboard.  

[drake fukiyamo]

lol rofl ok, now thats funny!!