Guyfriend's Birthday

[NerdyGossip]

This is pretty random, but hey it sorta works...right?!?

Anyways...
This last month has been filled with birthdays. Mostly my guyfriends'. I've already skipped two of the birthdays that I was invited to...
My parents are just strict like that. They don't like me spending time with guys to any extent.

Anyways...I've got two more this coming month.
One of them is a really close guyfriend.
Do you guys have any ideas what I should get him?

 

[Angel Nicholson]

I appoint *you* Secretary of Cheese, and

I wish I could help, I had no idea what to get my fiance, and his birthday's in 5 days :/
So I bought him some Scooby Doo stickers and a vibrator as a joke.
I can't wait to see the look on his face when he opens it xD
Maybe I'm a little mean, and I might seem perverted, but I'm really not.
He just refuses to tell me what he wants, so that'll teach him xD

*you* Keeper of the Lint.