This is a Cool Story, Bros.

[Kuzodav]

So I'm with my brothers, Alex and Brad, and we're playing Mario Party 8.
My brother Brad is two years older than me, my brother Alex is four years older than me.

So, we're playing Mario Party. My brother Brad decides to 'inform' me that my girlfriend looks like Octomom, and it is clearly meant to be taken with a negative connotation.
I say 'Don't say that again.' And he just shrugs it off.
Later, he makes another reference to Octomom. I said "I will kill a b***h." and he walked off. While that happened, I told my brother, Alex, that if he said it again, I would beat his a**.
Later, all is calm, and Bry ad comes back. After some playing, he decides to test me once more. And once again, makes a negative comment with my girlfriend being the target.
I stopped, and I looked at him for a second. And he looked at me and he gave me this '******** you' grin. And so, a battle commenced.
Learning from him how to fight like a tr00 pr0 I put his own technique against him, and I swiftlly but him into a headlock, with his face firmly in the rug.
I say 'Brad, are you going to stop saying that?' He says 'We'll see.'
"We'll see." equals "Let me go and I'll say it again."
So I tighten my grip. And I give him two more chances, and he gives me the same answer.
He then decides to make a move to get the upper hand. So he raises his hand to my head, and grasps a firm hold of my hair at the scalp, and begins to pull.
Yes, my brother, a male, two years older than me, retaliated by one means: Pulling my hair.
He pulled so hard, in fact, he literally pulled a chunk out.
I saw the chunk in his hand, and tightened more, and he took notice too, and then he apologized. So I let him go.
But I realized he apologized for my hair, and not the comments he made prior.
Furthermore, he made a comment about pulling my hair our after I let him loose.
At this point, my mother was awoken, and the fight was off. And he has walked around with a smug look on his face like he won.

Did he?
You decide.

Either way. That's how it goes.
Your thoughts?


tl;dr: Fought brother, he pulled hair, is a b***h.  

[Rad Electropow]

Cool story, bro.

If I had a shot, I would have gone for the hair too.

He thinks he won. Get him in his sleep.

[KUZOPOW goes here]  

[Al Torrenz]

That sucks. Good job on not raping his face after he ripped off the hair, I know I would. You may proclaim yourself the mature winner.  

[Meta_Fish]

Brad is a douche in every way. Just poke right back at him if you need to.  

[Xilo The Odd]

you could badly shave his head when hes not looking. or get him super tired so when he goes to sleep theres no chance he'll wake up. then do stuff to him.  

[Waynebrizzle]

My brother fights like a little b***h too.  

[dragn99]

You know, a bottle of liquid laxative is only, like, four bucks.

You know what to do.