I can't think of a witty topic title.

[Allegro]

It's just crazy.

WARNING: Probably not that safe for work, home, etc.  

[Waynebrizzle]

headshot  

[Xilo The Odd]

GODMODE HACKS! *stabs again* oh wait...

just goes to show if your gonna game wear a knife proof helmet.

heh they coulda colored him greenish gray and called him a zombie. xD  

[Owwin]

Knife attacks and headshots are automatic one hit kills. Myth busted.

Best part is his motor skills were unaffected. He can go back to pwning noobs after they make sure he is okay. Mayhap it shall even make him stronger.  

[alsoknownasak]

oh god oh god
Allegro, you ********, why would you post that oh GOD >___<  

[Owwin]

Dino Pakkun

oh god oh god
Allegro, you ********, why would you post that oh GOD >___<

No, it is not gross. That is ******** cool as hell. He can have a supervillian moniker now. They can call him Braindeath. I have always wanted there to be a villain called Braindeath and now this guy can do it. He just needs to master his powers over technology a little farther than counter strike.  

[Sir Codin]

Wow, some gamers are really poor sports.

Still, it's crazy how he survived. One in ten thousand? Either that dude is incredibly lucky or he haxed RL.

Oh and major lulz at the comments saying that he shouldn't have cheated. He was only SUSPECTED of cheating. I didn't read anything that said he actually did. Accusing someone without proof...very mob-like if you ask me.  

[The Betgirl]

Why did he have this knife in an internet cafe?  

[Owwin]

The Betman

Why did he have this knife in an internet cafe?

It is a cafe. It was to shave chocolate for the lattes XD  

[The Betgirl]

Owwin

The Betman

Why did he have this knife in an internet cafe?

It is a cafe. It was to shave chocolate for the lattes XD

'Sir your skull appears to be an exceptional sheath for this knife I found on the streets earlier, would you mind holding it?'  

[TtheHero]

Ach, man that's nuts.

And yet I'm trying VERY hard not to laugh at all the jokes in the comments.  

[Allegro]

Still, the odds are likely the something like this happened:

"Yeah, I was wallhacking. What're you gonna do, STAB me?"  

[Trenn Flashkill]

Stabbed. In. The. ********. Head.  

[l-Kriel-l]

The mood in the area must have dropped sharply when it happened.  

[Owwin]

Indeed I hoped somebody at least told the assailant to cut it out.