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 Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:05 pm
Mine is polarbear,thats an icebreaker im Ryan
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:06 pm
"Nice shoes wanna make out?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:44 pm
"How did this condom get in my wallet....Wanna give it a try?" XD
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:37 am
"I see that you're staring at my boobs, you can touch them if you like." (yeha im kinda out there XD)
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:43 am
"How about we do some math?Lets add a bed,subtract your clothes divide your legs, and multiply!"
I swear I did use this on some girl
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:54 am
a guy came to our school
and said:]
heavy penguins
thought thatd break the ice XD
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:56 am
Are you a cake? Cause I want to eat you up.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:02 am
o i just rememberd one that a guy used on me he said "O i'm sorry I was about to use your big lovely booty for a table and sit my cup on it. But If you don't mind will you let me hold it for the night?" I jsut laughed and kept on partying tha tnight.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:19 pm
ROFL these r cheesy pick up lines but there is one that went like
1.did you use windex on your pants because i can see myself in them xD
2.are you from Tennessee because ur the only ten i see
3.Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
4.Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
5.Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
6.I have only three months to live. ..
7.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
8.You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:25 pm
Ghost Lyfe "How about we do some math?Lets add a bed,subtract your clothes divide your legs, and multiply!" I swear I did use this on some girl LMAO. I love that one. Did it work?
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:52 pm
ok ok ok heres mine
you must be a library book because i cant stop checking you out
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:41 pm
"I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok, I like to bomb Dodongos!"
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 8:03 pm
I'll be the Titanic, you be the iceburg & I'll go down on you. ;]
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 8:34 pm
"I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately."
Everybody loves Superman..
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 9:41 pm
Here's one that I think needs some recognition.
"I'm gonna VERB my NOUN into your ADJECTIVE NOUN."
Thanks Z e b r a F e t u s.
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