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So, as some of you know, I recently got a shitload of Heracross through trying to get an Adamant one. I never did get that Adamant Heracross (I ended up settling for a Jolly one) but I do now have a bunch of heracross I don't know what to do with.

So I'm giving them away!
(also what the ******** subforum does this go in I couldn't decide so I put it where people might actually see it)

Heracross will be given away on a mostly first-come-first-serve basis, but people I like will get first dibs. Don't like it? Tough.

I'm not requesting any pokemon in particular, but money is nice. Stuff I can sell, like Star Pieces or Nuggets. You don't have to give me anything though, it's totally optional.

Anyway, here's what I have:
(nature/ability)

Male:
Bold/Guts
Lax/Guts
Relaxed/Guts
Brave/Guts
Naive/Guts
Impish/Guts
Lonely/Swarm
Relaxed/Swarm
Hardy/Swarm
Hardy/Swarm
Hardy/Swarm
Bashful/Swarm
(why do I have so many hardy/swarm goddamn)

Female:
Lonely/Guts
Docile/Guts
Docile/Guts
Sassy/Guts
Brave/Guts
Careful/Guts
Gentle/Guts
Serious/Guts
Serious/Guts
Serious/Guts (SERIOUS GUTS)
Lax/Swarm
Hasty/Swarm
Calm/Swarm
Hasty/Swarm
Mild/Swarm
Brave/Swarm
Naughty/Swarm
Impish/Swarm
Sassy/Swarm ("sassy swarm" would be a good name for a band)
Docile/Swarm
Bold/Swarm

I also have two eggs that I didn't bother to hatch that I don't know what they are except that they're Heracross. It's a surprise! Like a wonder ball, but without the disappointment! Probably!

Oh, and they all know Harden since the dad was a Kakuna. Go figure.

Waiting list:
J
Xilo
Reg
Rawk
Awesome Tree
fire - link
Apocalyptic Survivor

I'll take any... aslong as it ain't nicknamed.

I can has Serious Guts, and can it be called SERIOUSGUT (That's all that would fit I think) please?

Would you want a Yanma egg for it?