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[Madame Vita]

Gooooooooooooood Moooooooooorning Sparkle Motion!



Hello Sparkleights! This is your Vice Captain coming to you
LIVE from the Sparkle Motion Guild with the top of the Month Guild News Report.
We will be going live on location with Guild Captain Madame Vita later on in the show. Coming up next we will get a chance to talk to a very special member, Ms. "SparkleMotionTreasurer"!

But first a word from our Sponsor:


Sparkle Motions Newest Flavor explosion!
Sparkle Motion WHAMO! the Refreshing Blend of Glitter and Sparkles.
It's like a kick in the face!

 

[Madame Vita]

Sparkle Motion Guild Badge

New Official Guild Badge. You Voted....well some of you did....
And The Butterfly won! By allot it got almost all 10 votes!
Any way here it is.
And here is your first chance to use our new beloved badge.
a generous offer from a friend of ours. Has offered to give a Special limited time only discount. When you Post the
"Officially Sparkle Motion" Guild Badge with your Order form.

Check out the shop and possibly put in an order.

 

[Madame Vita]

Welcome back!



We are going to be joined by our beloved, hardworking, Guild Captain Madame Vita Crunch. Vita will be reporting to us live from Bass'ken Lake.
As every one knows, the lake has been under attack by wild beasts and animated for over a year now.
Vita has sacrificed her personal time and comfort to camp out the Beasts' den where a team of warriors has assembled to destroy the beasts once and for all.
Vita will be reporting every jaw clenching moment of the action scheduled to take place in just a few moments from now!

But first I have another exciting edition of



This month for Avatar Talk, I bring to you last month's RIG, Code Alpha! Although the chances of winning this RIG have been "reportedly" Extremely low, the items it offers have made countless fan-tards SQUEEEEEEEEEE in excitment! (Such as your's truly sweatdrop )

A fan of Venture Brothers? No problem! Always wanted to grow up to be Cat Woman or Poison Ivy? Why not! Can't seem to make a good One Piece Cosplay? Got just the thing!



Xena's Top Picks (aka the ones that made her SQUEEEEEEE) are!:

The Rocketeer* and a tribute to Tom Beringer's face!


These items are expensive as hell, but worth questing to the passive quester fan-tard.

*This one makes me squee because Disney made a movie about it starring the hot, hot, hawt (at least he was in this movie) Billy Campbell! :3 Oh and Alan Arkin, Timothy Dalton, and. . . . Terry O'Quin as Howard Hughes! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (If you don't know who he is, you fail life >_> )

 

[Madame Vita]

Giant Nom nom monster spotted in Barton Town Square.



Sparkle Motions Bachelor Of The Month
Puttin Von Bootin

 

[Madame Vita]

And now, live on location from Bass'ken Lake with all the gritty details, Vita Crunch.....Vita! We are live with you there at Bass'ken Lake! What is happening!? What can you tell us!? Where is- . . .uh?
Um. . . . . Vita. . ?






Yeah make me a double.... Oh ! Um yes Vita here reporting Live from errr um ..Bass'ken lake. We can't see much here. The day light has faded down and with battle after battle happening all day long. . . One warrior after another. . . People are pretty tired. . . .

"Yo Vita! are you in for the next Volley Ball match?"

Oh yeah.. uh I mean....











. . .
















Weeell ya seee...what had happen was.....errrm...
Ok see the thing is: Since the butt crack of dawn, people have been showing up to that stupid cave and getting destroyed. At first it was the most horrific thing I had ever seen! But then after the 6th hour, I noticed these people are stupid and should just leave the damn Beasts alone! -sigh- But then Hex...I mean An-Unknown-Masked-Man showed up and stomped the beasts down in a matter of minutes!!!!
Here is the footage........Roll it camera man!!!!










" I erased it.........For the Wet T-shirt contest .."mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



















mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm stressed Vita! GRRRRAAAAAHH! scream






















.....Well then Back to you Xena!.......Xena?...OH SHI

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Madame Vita]

 

[SparkleMotionTreasurer]

Back Stage: Your on just go!


Ehhh...What!

Erm .......Hello Sparkles sorry for the Delay but We are back with more news...

Back Stage: Fix your face-whispers-

Huh....Oh

MY name is SparkleMotionTreasurer As some of you may already know, I am the official Swiss bank account of Sparkle Motion Guild.
I accept all donations of Gold or items. I keep them in my safety deposit box so that we can fund large Gold prizes and give out fun items for Events and Contests.

Madame Vita and Xena91388 take care of the donations that sit in my account, so if you want to send a trade, just send a PM to one of the ladies and they will accept the donations. Through SparkleMotionTreasurer but you can always send things in wrapped gifts and save me the trouble of wrapping every thing my self.

You will never be required to send your donations to
SparkleMotionTreasurer You are also NOT required to Donate in order to be a member. Donating and where you donate to for the Guild does not affect your status in the guild.

Also, most important, do not Send your Donations to Madame Vita or Xena91388! All donations not sent directly to the guild should be sent to SparkleMotionTreasurer

 

[Madame Vita]

 

[Madame Vita]

We are leaving this issue open for commenting and chatting. Enjoy Sparkles.

And Remember "Sparkle Like It's Hot!"

 

[Taiyoko Utsukushii]

This is the only kind of news I like c:

Lol the movie was going to be launched on the same day as my birthday :3  

[Keystomyheart]

The movie sounds interesting to say the least. I'm hoping to have my own animations done by then for my portfolio.  

[xena91388]

I love my second expression on the fifth post :3

*shameless advertising* I'm opening an avi art doll shop soon to anyone interest :3  

[Madame Vita]

Co signing
Her work is Da'Bomb fo real yo !

You did such a good job with them if I do say so myself.

xena91388

I love my second expression on the fifth post :3

*shameless advertising* I'm opening an avi art doll shop soon to anyone interest :3

 

[oldaccount byenow]

xxxxxxxxxxx● F e e l; I t . ● B r e a t h e; I t . ● B e l i e v e; I t

I lol'd. So hard.
No im serious you guise! I lol'd my pants off.
I love it. And I wanna see that wet T-Shirt footage.
;D

xxxxx &&; . Y o u ' l l . B e . W a l k i n g . O n; . A i r xxxxx

 

[xena91388]

Aww thnx Vita xd Who knew MSPaint had such mad Photoshoping skills rofl

Madame Vita

Co signing
Her work is Da'Bomb fo real yo !

You did such a good job with them if I do say so myself.

xena91388

I love my second expression on the fifth post :3

*shameless advertising* I'm opening an avi art doll shop soon to anyone interest :3