Why I hate you thread

[[Kegan]]

I won't confuse myself by trying to parse names. I'll just swing through the common denominator zone. Okay.

How about, "You're all bitches?"

Yeah, you're all bitches.  

[Orphie]

I can live with that.  

[[Kegan]]

Well I can't live with bitches.

I'm out.

I'm back.  

[Unflamboyant]

Orphie

I can live with that.

Agreed. I feel like being a dog would be a nice change of pace.  

[Waynebrizzle]

lvl 12

Orphie

I can live with that.

Agreed. I feel like being a dog would be a nice change of pace.

Being a female dog is going to bring with it discrimination and a lack of voting power, though.  

[Orphie]

Waynebrizzle

lvl 12

Orphie

I can live with that.

Agreed. I feel like being a dog would be a nice change of pace.

Being a female dog is going to bring with it discrimination and a lack of voting power, though.

Why would you need to vote if you're a dog? You don't even need to wear clothes!  

[Waynebrizzle]

Orphie

Waynebrizzle

lvl 12

Orphie

I can live with that.

Agreed. I feel like being a dog would be a nice change of pace.

Being a female dog is going to bring with it discrimination and a lack of voting power, though.

Why would you need to vote if you're a dog? You don't even need to wear clothes!

Wow, that's just offensive. You have no idea how much dogs have struggled for equality. How many tears they've shed. How unnecessarily long they've barked at nothing because they thought it was a bird yeah you're right dogs are dumb.  

[Al Torrenz]

I hate you because you're a vegetablian.  

[GrowingDandelion]

I hate you because I believe that this thread has been done at least 3 times before.  

[[Kegan]]

It was me every time.  

[J of The Wind]

I hate you because I- OH WHO AM I KIDDING, I LOVE YOU ALL! blaugh

Except YOU. YOU know who you are... stare  

[Orphie]

J of The Wind

I hate you because I- OH WHO AM I KIDDING, I LOVE YOU ALL! blaugh

Except YOU. YOU know who you are... stare

I'm sorry.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

I am unhateable.
Go on, try it.
Not even Reg can get angry when I make a joke at his expense, however meta a joke it may be.  

[J of The Wind]

Orphie

J of The Wind

I hate you because I- OH WHO AM I KIDDING, I LOVE YOU ALL! blaugh

Except YOU. YOU know who you are... stare

I'm sorry.

Aw, its ok. I forgive you. Its not your fault your face is that way. I personally blame society.  

[[Kegan]]

I hate you because you're secretly a raptor.


Clever girl.