Profiling the average guy's thought is not that complex - with the internet (today).
For those interested;
1. look for, and follow, posts by guys (in the forums and guilds) then compare them with what girls post
2. (for those with the stomach) in google (videos & images) search using the term "drunk girl" (turn off the safe search in google)
3. think about (2) for the next time you think about going out and getting drunk or high!