Today

[SkyEatsPlane]

Today I Realized That If I Don't Have My Morning Coffee, I Beat My Wife :OhDear:

 

[Fire 0ak]

Today I was reminded of the delicious flavor and texture of unagi.

Oh yeah, seek help. 3nodding  

[SkyEatsPlane]

Today I Realized, That Shitty People Will Always Be Shitty People, And That I'm In A One-Sided Love Story. cry

 

[SuchSweetSadism]

Today I realized I'm a new mother.


(Gots a pupper)  

[Out_of_control57]

Today I realized that Monster Kaos taste nasty
Monster Assault still reings supreme xd  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Today I built a fort from blankets and household items. Yeah....  

[SuchSweetSadism]

Today I realized my love milks anything stressful in his life until the last drop and it's making me hate him.




That... was longer than I had hoped for.  

[StrikeFreedomX10]

this morning I saw my dog eating my PC
THERES A BITE MARK IN THE KEYBOARD
Im kidding  

[SuchSweetSadism]

My dog bit through my laptop's charger wire.



Oh yeah. Today I realized after he came up and apologized he was high, so I rather wait till today's events to see how drastically his mood is.



Still long. Pah.  

[Goose1125]

Today I realized I'm awake. Friggin a