He has returned.

[purpleravenhawk]

For some reason, I accidentally typed "RUNE for your lives" at first. confused  

[xwhateverxdudex]

And now I shall explain in nauseating detail twisted
(thx for the idea purple, hahaha)




I tried to turn on my computer on the morning of june 17 2010.
Suddenly the monitor went off, but the rest of the computer seemed to be still on. Naturally I though that my video card had died. (after panicking few a bit)

Sure enough the capacitors on the video card had exploded. (slitely)
So I took it to "Ribbit Computer" and bought a new one.
But when I got it home, It didn't work either.
So I took the whole computer back to ribbit, and had them look at it.
They pointed out that some of the capacitors on the mother board had died too.
So Now I had to replace the motherboard and video card.

But my motherboard isn't made anymore, and because of that...
I now have to get a brand new motherboard,
a new cpu for it's "special" socket,
and it's special RAM.
Because no motherboards use socket 939, or DDR1 ram anymore.
Unfortunately this also includes the fact that no one uses my video cards plugs anymore (AGE) because now everyone uses the new PCIE plugs.

But I couldn't just get the motherboard and cpu there that I could, because newer ones are also not completely IDE HDD compatable anymore, and are now using SATA drives more.

So until I can save up for a new: Motherboard, CPU, RAM, and Video Card - that's compatable with my "still functioning" HDD(s)[2] and CD/DVD drive(s)[2] - I'm stuck using an old "Dell Optiplex GX270" piece of "refurbished" crap that can't even hold 2 HDDs or 2 CD/DVD drives (due to lack of plastic clips) unless I have the whole processor, gutted and left open as it's running.
(what I'm doing right now)

The worst thing is that it doesn't even have an external video card. I'm stuck using the "Motherboard's Integrated Graphics Chip" - And I'm not even sure what programs it'll be able to play and what it can't.
Heck, I'm afraid to even install my own guild wars game.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The funny thing is...
When I went to best buy (before going to ribbit) I told the tech guys there that I needed a new video card because mine exploded from me pushing it too hard (or something) and they actually seemed impressed about the whole thing.
I guess killing a computer by pushing it to its limits is more impressive then it just dying ^.^ LOL  

[purpleravenhawk]

You forgot to mention that the only reason you have the whole open like that is because you refuse to consider the possibility of using only one hard drive at a time. xp  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I told you... My second is the one that has EVERYTHING on it, and my first isn't big enough to transfer everything over.  

[Tybarious]

*throws a slice of ballony in dude's cd driver* do you think I can burn a copy of this?  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*disconnects the drive so no damage is done , then cuts of TY's whole arm with my samurai sword*

NO ONE touches my computer and gets away with it.
evil

(And no, I don't think you can create a "Compact Ballony Disk" ^.^ )
LOL  

[Moonracer]

*Pulls gun and shoots you both and grumbles* Dude you got it for making my eyes spin again for all that Geek Speak again! *Pulls gun out and double taps Dude* Okay I feel better now for that. And Ty you got it for not speaking Texin to him!

*snickers* Don't worry they're just happy sugar hyper liquid so it's all good... Oh maybe I should have used tranqs...Bugger... *runs for the hills*  

[Tybarious]

But that was Alt Ty gonk  

[purpleravenhawk]

I guess it's my fault for not killing him. sweatdrop  

[xwhateverxdudex]

MR:
*becomes extremely hyper and starts copying every accent that I've ever heard on TV while literally jumping off the walls*

Tybar:
MR trans with no discrimination - LOL

Purple:
Actually as I recall, you did kill him... alot...

*sings ^.^ *
But he just came back, the very next day...
He just came back, you thought he was a goner...
But he just came back, he just wouldn't stay away...
(reference - see, "The cat came back" )  

[Tybarious]

I a'ree wipt dat dare purpull, sheed cudda killd dat Imposeter Tie  

[purpleravenhawk]

Oh, yeah? mad *kills every Ty in every universe and resurrects only the original from our universe* xd  

[Tybarious]

ju no e'ery time ju done dat ju jus creet anoder unidverses, unidverses arr creeated based on chooses.  

[purpleravenhawk]

gonk  

[Moonracer]

Dude: *smiles brightly* Ah, that's better. Now life is all good. *nods happily* Yup I no discriminate! biggrin

Purple: Yeah, I don't even think I was here for it but I remember you slaughtered him quite a bit. At least I don't think that was a dream. *thinks then blinks and looks back at ya* Ya know he's got a point there purple. *pats back* It'll be okay though gives you more target practice. *nods happily*

Ty: *pouts cutely* But the first one wasn't. *smiles brightly* Yay! Ty's back! *huggles Ty* Okay the world is all good now!