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 Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:54 am
im a bigggg fan of blonde jokes because they are sooo damn funny!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:14 pm
Two blondes are driving to Disneyland. They are almost there, and they see a sign reading 'Disneyland left'
So they went back home.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:15 pm
What do you get when you have blondes in a room,? A wind tounal
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:54 pm
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a
sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into
bed, only to find her new Irish Catholic husband had
settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going
to make love to her, he replied, “It's Lent.”
In tears, she sobbed, “Well, that is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?”
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:43 pm
I am blond and my family makes fun of me after one time when my family kept telling me blond jokes. I stood up and stormed off telling my family oh, yeah! well blondes are smarter than humans and walked off...yeah, I really helped myself with that one sad
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:00 pm
I once asked for a book with words that I could read while standing in a Borders book store! I was serious, and the guy working there was wondering if I was serious. Meanwhile my mom and sister laughed their ass of at me! Is anyone else as blond as I am? 0.o
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:54 am
What's wrong with blondes? ^.- They are honestly not that dumb. Granted, there are a few in the bunch that'd actually act that, guys included, but still.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:12 pm
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who actually has black hair, but she dyed it blond when she turned 15). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven. Yeah, the supermarket's pretty far.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, by mother exclaimed, "Hikari, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! So my question is, does she act blonde because she was just born like that, or because she dyed it? 0_o
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:44 am
So, 2 guys and a blonde try out for the CIA. They pass the physical, mental and written portions. An agent led them to where the final stages of their application would be done. He stopped at the first door, turned, and said to the first man, "Behind this door is your wife," handed him a pistol, "you know what to do."
The man was shocked, but nodded and went in. Half an hour passed and he finally came back out saying he couldn't do it. The agent told him to pack his things and that he had failed.
Coming to a second door, the agent turned and said to the second man, "Your daughter is behind this door," handed him a pistol, "you know what to do."
The man nodded and went in. An hour passed and he finally came back out saying he couldn't do it. The agent told him to pack his things and that he had failed.
Stopping at a third door, the agent turned to the blonde and said, "Behind this door is your husband," handed her a pistol, "you know what to do."
"Okay!" she said with great enthusiam and went in.
*BANG*
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Then a bunch of crashing noises were heard, and finally a rather gruesome gurgling. When the blonde came out she was covered in blood and panting.
"What happened in there!?" asked the agent.
The blonde explained, "The gun was filled with blanks! I had to kill him with a chair!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:08 am
Lestat de Lioncourt 23 What's wrong with blondes? ^.- They are honestly not that dumb. Granted, there are a few in the bunch that'd actually act that, guys included, but still. thank u! im blonde, and these kind of jokes make me sick. i can handle a few, but a whole topic about how dumb blondes r is disgusting!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:17 am
Jenie-Love Lestat de Lioncourt 23 What's wrong with blondes? ^.- They are honestly not that dumb. Granted, there are a few in the bunch that'd actually act that, guys included, but still. thank u! im blonde, and these kind of jokes make me sick. i can handle a few, but a whole topic about how dumb blondes r is disgusting!!! I actually made this topic for my sister who is blond because she likes them! Don't believe me talk to Murd3r3d and ask her yourself!
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:50 am
Anaithnid Miuil Jenie-Love Lestat de Lioncourt 23 What's wrong with blondes? ^.- They are honestly not that dumb. Granted, there are a few in the bunch that'd actually act that, guys included, but still. thank u! im blonde, and these kind of jokes make me sick. i can handle a few, but a whole topic about how dumb blondes r is disgusting!!! I actually made this topic for my sister who is blond because she likes them! Don't believe me talk to Murd3r3d and ask her yourself! My best friend who is natural blond, but dyes her hair, doesnt get half the bonde jokes i tell her. She will laugh anyways. Then about two or three minutes later she will crack up laughing and say "Oh now i get it."
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:34 pm
Jenie-Love Lestat de Lioncourt 23 What's wrong with blondes? ^.- They are honestly not that dumb. Granted, there are a few in the bunch that'd actually act that, guys included, but still. thank u! im blonde, and these kind of jokes make me sick. i can handle a few, but a whole topic about how dumb blondes r is disgusting!!! iza blond 2, but i dont find these jokes offencive, i think itz good 2 laugh @ yourself every once in a while, if ppl think itz good 2 make up these jokes, they're just jelous!!! sum ppl just cant believe that WE'RE the natural beauties!!! 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:45 pm
Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Blonde guys aren't that smart either. wink
That one was terrible, and I apologioze for it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:46 pm
A blonde a brunet and a red head are walking down the street. The blonde walks into a bar. The brunet and the red head use the door.
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