But Professor-

[CouId]

what if your voice is mute?  

[Ritorin]

It's a psychological trick invented by 4chan memes.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/read-this-in-my-voice--2

You're not really supposed to hear the voice. Kind of like how, if you're reading a book, and you imagine a voice for a character.
Or if you're playing a game, and you speak to a generic NPC that doesn't have a voice, you'll read their words in your head while giving them a voice.











i.e., I bet you read that first sentence in his sped-up voice.

Or even better:

 

[Ritorin]

Stop reading these in their voices, you creep.  

[Dell Conagher]

Doesn't work with me, apparently. :c  

[Ritorin]

Dell Conagher

Doesn't work with me, apparently. :c

They must sound really lame when you read them. :c  

[Taigamma]

Who's Fred? I don't know his voice.  

[Ritorin]

Cain Elite

Who's Fred? I don't know his voice.

Look him up on youtube. I bet you don't even have to add anything specific to that search, because his views are comparable to the digits of Donald Trump's paycheck.
Just search "Fred"

And you'll get an annoying youtube celebrity.  

[Taigamma]

I hate you now. Why did you send my on that suicide mission?  

[kevinvan1996]

Justin Bieber.