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 Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:38 am
'Tis the ultimate battle, who will be victorious?
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:44 am
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:19 am
Tom Cruise wins as he prays to Xenu to lend him strength... Naw, ninjas man. Tom Cruise wouldn't last a second.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:19 pm
MAH BOI is what all true nintendo-cult members strive for!
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:08 am
chuck norris will just round house kick the knight in the head and his helmet will fly off and strike the pirate who's flintlock will then go off and shoot the ninja in the head as the ninja hits both the pirate and tom cruise with homosexual bane shuriken. you didn't say what kind of pirate. carribien, somali, butt, internet, all these should be specified.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:57 pm
Xilo The Odd chuck norris will just round house kick the knight in the head and his helmet will fly off and strike the pirate who's flintlock will then go off and shoot the ninja in the head as the ninja hits both the pirate and tom cruise with homosexual bane shuriken. you didn't say what kind of pirate. carribien, somali, butt, internet, all these should be specified. Vikings were the original Chuck Norrises...es... It took generations of manliness to form Chuck Norris, why do you think his round house kicks are so devastating? It's because the Vikings trained him to kick hard enough to open rifts in time, just like they all did. Viking weapons and armor were made to scare people into running away, then the Vikings would round house in dinosaurs to block the paths of the fleeing peasants. This separated the men, women, and children, from the MEN. Any MAN who didn't run during this escapade was offered the chance to join the ranks of the Vikings. Chuck Norris was such a MAN
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:12 pm
Rhed King Xilo The Odd chuck norris will just round house kick the knight in the head and his helmet will fly off and strike the pirate who's flintlock will then go off and shoot the ninja in the head as the ninja hits both the pirate and tom cruise with homosexual bane shuriken. you didn't say what kind of pirate. carribien, somali, butt, internet, all these should be specified. Vikings were the original Chuck Norrises...es... It took generations of manliness to form Chuck Norris, why do you think his round house kicks are so devastating? It's because the Vikings trained him to kick hard enough to open rifts in time, just like they all did. Viking weapons and armor were made to scare people into running away, then the Vikings would round house in dinosaurs to block the paths of the fleeing peasants. This separated the men, women, and children, from the MEN. Any MAN who didn't run during this escapade was offered the chance to join the ranks of the Vikings. Chuck Norris was such a MAN Is this an original Chuck Norris fact by you?.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:34 pm
I nominate the invisible zombie robot cyborg ninja knight samurai wizard with a laser sword-axe.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:16 pm
The opposing forces would be engaging in combat, and Chuck Norris would sense the battle, and instantly teleportal to its location. The original opposing forces would realize their futility against the superiority that is Chuck Norris, and team up against him. Chuck Norris would end up decapitated, and his severed cranium would explode, and many Giygas would emerge. The Ninja, Pirate, Knight, Viking, and Tom Cruise would all utilize their mightiest attacks against Giygas, however Giygas would absorb the blows, and morph into even more Giygas, and being the dark spawns of Chuck Norris, the Giygas would form into a gargantuan Chucknorrisaurus, which would conflagrate the entire universe, just as Herman Li took his last fateful sip of whisky. cheese_whine
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:16 am
Ninja, no doubt!
SORRY I'M NOT HOME RIGHT NOW, I'M WALKING INTO SPIDER WEBS SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:58 am
digi734 I nominate the invisible zombie robot cyborg ninja knight samurai wizard with a laser sword-axe. 
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:00 am
Daldordings digi734 I nominate the invisible zombie robot cyborg ninja knight samurai wizard with a laser sword-axe. I concur with Daldo.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:36 pm
He will CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF!!! scream
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