PLEASE HELP ME RAISE SOME MONEY! I AM TRYING TO MAKE A GUILD

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Hey everybody
As the title says, I am currently questing for the ULTIMATE guild, and I kind of need some donations. If everyone in here donated 1k gold by next week, then the guild would be up and running by the saturday following! All other information will be posted in 3 other posts.
Also, if you donate 1k or more, you will automatically be entered into a bumping contest to determine the person who will inherite my guild when I quit, not that that is anytime soon, by the way!  

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FUNDING REQUIRED:
4k/20k (cost of the guild)
0k/250k (cost for subforums)
0k/10k (payment for the person who designes the guilds artwork, think that they would refuse!)  

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BUMPING CONTEST AND DONATERS!!!
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(DONATERS WILL BE MENTIONED HERE! MORE WILL BE ADDED IF MORE DONATE)

This is were I will be explaining the rules of the bumping contest.
ONE: In order to enter, you must donate 1,000 gold or more.
TWO: The winner of the contest will be told via. the PM system.
THREE: The first 50 people to enter the contest will become moderators and will recieve a subforum of your choice!
FOUR: The winner of the contest will recieve 2,000 gold, become my guilds sucessor, recieve all my possessions when I quit GAIA, and will be a moderator untill the inheritance of my guild!
FIVE: All runners up who decided to join my guild will recieve a free entrance, YES there is going to be a fee of 100 gold, by having their entrance fee returned to them when I get the money I.E. if I only have enough to pay back 40 people and 60 people have entered, I will pay back the first 40 and work hard to pay back the next 20, so if you don't recieve your money back within the hour of your joining, just remember that I don't have the money to pay you back, but you will be paid back!
SIX: All who enter will be able to buy a subforum at a discount price because of your generous contribution to help me build my guild, and I will lower the price by how much you donate, BUT I will not pay you to purchase a subforum if you donate more than a subforum costs.

Now, there is one rule that all must know about before they decide to enter, incase that this changes their mind.

I WILL NOT ADD A ROLE PLAYING GUILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!! I REPEAT, I WILL NOT ADD A ROLE PLAYING GUILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!! UNLESS YOU HAVE A VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD REASON TO ADD ONE, I WILL ONLY DO SO IF I RECIEVE 20,000 GOLD BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND ROLE PLAYING GUILDS!!!  

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If there is a type of subforum that you would like to have in the guild, just send me a PM and I will add it as soon as the guild is fully built. If you would like to purchase it before hand, send me 2,500 gold and It will go to the subforum cost of the guild. I will also ask for a PM so that I can be told what type of subforum that you would like and so that I can keep track of you want. IF ANYONE WANTS A WEREWOLF SUBFORUM, I WILL ONLY SETTLE ON THE PRICE OF 10,000 BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BY MY SPECIFIC SUBFORUM, just so everyone knows.  

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I will not be entering the bumping contest, but I will bump, but it will be saying how many posts and bumps have been made. To start:
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