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Sinio Zenkrat

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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:46 pm

Welcome: This is the place where you can end up wining a ton of gold(I said a ton). All you have to do is take a huge moment and think up of an awsome Joke.

You will be givin one of these honorable words describing how good or great your joke is: mhe, alright, funny, hilarious or a lawl(lol)...

________________________Rules:_________________________

1- Your jokes have to be created by you and only by you(that means no help), also you can't be going through Yahoo, google, bing, etc. for jokes that are owned and have already been created by other people around the globe and century...

2- Follow gaia ToS at all times.

3- no Spaming.

4- no trolling. XD

5- plz don't critisize other ppls jokes(you can only reply good things about them, if you didn't like thier joke just keep scrolling on down the page without leaving a comment on how much you disliked it).

7- Only write one joke per weekly contest.

8-winners will be choosen by the end of Friday or Saturday.

9- any joke goose no matter how racist or sexist it is. Caution: These only aply to this forum/contest; racism and sexist jokes are actualy not a big deal aslong as they are nice and clean, aswel for writing sexual organs in the joke are limited for their purpose or meaning of the joke.

10- "as I said" keep it clean.

_____________________Competition:______________________

Competition will take place every friday or saturday and end within the end of the following week.

________________________Winings:_______________________

1st place will win over 10,000 gold and a random prize. (There will only be one of these contestants: "lawl(lol)").

2nd place will win 5,000 gold and a lower value random prize.(There will only be one of these contestants: "hilarious").

3rd place will win 1,000 gold. (There will be one contestants for this position: "funny").

other contestants will only win an honorable joke rating.

________________________Winners of the week:________________

CONGRATULATIONS

1st gose to:

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Attack Of The Marshmallow

2ndgose to:

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CAPTAINCJ619

3rd gose to:

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unillusion, and she said:
"Lol whoa! I've never really won anything on Gaia before! THis is a first even being in third, I'm very happy and I really hope people liked my lame joke lol XD Thank you Sinio Zenkrat~! heart "

Sun., July 31st/2011

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:02 pm

Ok...sorry if this joke is cheesy, I forgot my joke I made up a year ago that was actually good.

What do you get when you cross fire and a panda?
Something that's black, white, and red all over.

(Using the 'Black, White, and Red all Over' joke concept here. I know it's overused, sorry. sweatdrop But I DID make up this joke.)

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Kumani Arentoi

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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:17 pm

((Sorry for the page stretch..))
I heard these a while ago...

Okay. Three kids went to school one day, and they all had to go to the bathroom. There were only three toilets in the room, so they sacrificed. One was a wooden toilet, one was a frozen toilet, and the third was a talking toilet.
The first kid came out saying: "I have splinters up my butt!!"
The second came out saying: "Oh yeah!! Well by butt's frozen!!"
The third one came out saying: "The toilet won't stop singing; 'Can you SEE what I SEE?' "
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:36 am

ok this called the tooth brush joke
ok their was this guy who ran a tooth brush factory and business was really low. So he asked his sectary to put an add in the paper. A week later nobody anwsered. So he asked his sectary if she found anyone if he had someone yet. She said yes but only one problem well he began to say bring him in he doesn't have any teeth. IF HE"S THE ONLY ONE PLZ JUST BRING HIM IN! stressed she did. I'M HERE FOR A JOB SIR, the owner intruted you don't have any teeth? yes sir lost all of them the owner ddin't care any more and sent the old man off. He took a box of toothbrushes and that was a hundred tooth brushes he was back the next day. YOU JUST SOLD 2 hundred tooth brushes yes sir. he gave him 3 boxes this time 6hundred tooth brushes this time and soon enuf he came back the next day and they were all gone. THE owner said come on in i need to talk to you. They sat down how do you do it? the old man anwsered well i go to a crowded corner and set up a stand say to everyone who comes in do you want any food so i put stuff on a cracker ewewew this tastes like poo it is wanna buy a tooth brush? 3nodding 3nodding heart

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unillusion

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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:58 pm

I made this knock knock joke a while ago, sorry if it's stupid lol.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
IT'S BRITTANY B*TCH!

mrgreen

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:56 pm

blaugh ok here goes
A head of lettuce, a stream & an egg, had a race, at the finish, the lettuce was ahead, the stream was still running, & the egg was beaten.

LOL! 3nodding

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NG COKEWAVE CHRIS

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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:39 pm

That's what she said~!

Okay so, a girl on the bus had some gum in her mouth. She found out it could cause cancer and you know what happened? "GET THIS OUTTA ME!" She yelled.
"That's what she said."

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:53 pm

I think these are a jokes. I hope they SOUND like jokes cuz thats what I tried to make them :3

(one) Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. It was SOOO ugly, it died. (the end)

(two) One day, a guy named E saw his brothers girlfriend with another guy. The girl saw him, and promised to pay him a hundred dollars to not say anything. The guy reluctantly agreed.
The next day, she dropped by and gave E the money. Then she left. Two hours later, E's brother came home and asked him if his girlfriend had stopped by to give him money.
E became scared, and nodded slowly. Then he said: Look, I'm-
But then his brother interrupted him to say: That's good. She borrowed a hundred dollars from me yesterday and promised to pay it back.