My Cookie! - A Distraction Game

[purpleravenhawk]

The person above you has a cookie. You want it. Cause a distraction in order to swipe it from them. For instance, you could send an army of ant to invade their pants. Or yell, "Fire!" Or point at a hot, naked celebrity. Or steal something else first. Anything! (As long as it doesn't break ToS, of course.) The only rule is that you can't eat the cookie. That would end the game. sweatdrop

Begin!
*looks at cookie in hand and drools*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*Causes zombie apocalypse*

*steals cookie while you're fighting zombies*  

[purpleravenhawk]

*cuts your hair and swipes cookie while you're screaming in horror at the mirror*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*sets buildings on fire and takes cookie while you try to put it out*  

[purpleravenhawk]

*steals cookie* ninja  

[Rinioa]

(ROFL @Purple.)

*Ushers in trapeze artist bunnies. Steals cookie while you're enchanted by their abilities.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*breaks the barriors between dimensions - steals cookie while you're distracted*  

[purpleravenhawk]

*throws cookies into the air and swipes cookie while you're gathering other cookies*  

[Moonracer]

*Sticks foot out and trips you sending cookie flying runs after leaps and snags cookie mid air and drools over it.*  

[purpleravenhawk]

*creates portal into video game world, kidnaps Vincent, tears his clothes off, sends him ambling past you, and swipes cookie while you're drooling over him instead*  

[Moonracer]

*Jumps Vincent and chains him up in my basement then borrows the device to create a portal into animes sends those monsters from "Kakurenbo" after you when you toss cookie into the air and to run away I catch cookie and run back to the basement.*

(Aw, you know me so well Purple. ^_~ )  

[purpleravenhawk]

*runs downstairs with monsters following, screams 'you'll be the first to know!', and swipes cookie while you're wondering WTH?!*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*Collapses the basement around you and digs the cookie out of the rubble - takes a trip to japan to hide out*  

[Rinioa]

*drops a half-nude kitty girl in your lap & runs off with the cookies*  

[purpleravenhawk]

*tickles you with an elephant's tail and snatched cookie*