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NerdLawnch
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:48 am


Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:14 pm


...xD I don't think our guild blondes will be very amused >>;

but lawl...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:46 pm


I thought you had to put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool? D:
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:47 pm


Don't know? D:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:02 pm


Blondes aren't as straightforward as your average mortal man. Trust me on this. Those of you who played Tales of Symphonia should know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:16 pm


That's.......nice....

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:45 am


-Scuttles to the other side of the room- gonk
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:09 pm


Hear the wise words of the talking I Am.

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What? Do I have spinache in my teeth or something?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:56 am


well idk about kill but i made 1 pass out once :3 wat i did was 1.spin her in a couple of circles 2.give her the hardest math question u can think of 3. say some thing completely random Ex: Apples are falling out of my bottom!! :3 and 4.Start acting like ur pissed off at her cuz she hasnt done the math question!!! it should work but if it doesnt sorry...NO OFFENSE TO BLONDES smile 1 of my best friends is a blonde she is AWSOMENESS!!! lol rawr 4laugh
PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:03 pm


I thought you were supposed to super glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. ninja

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:27 pm


what ever u do dont tell em to jump off a cliff they wont make it down...trust me some are so hot headed and full of hot air they would float like a balloon!!!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:35 pm


Rofl, this thread is awesome.
On a more serious side, how many smart blondes have people here ever heard-of/met?
I can say I've encountered about 5 of such individuals, out of several hundred.
That is still a pretty good number for a stereotype.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:22 pm


How about give her a loaded gun and tell her it's a hairdryer? or put spiked pads on her shoulders and ask the girl a question *shrug, DIES!*
PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:40 pm


...I am suddenly now very happy to be a brunette. o w o;

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:52 pm


meg1415
what ever u do dont tell em to jump off a cliff they wont make it down...trust me some are so hot headed and full of hot air they would float like a balloon!!!

Haha. Genius.
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