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 Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:42 pm
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1. Making toast by the fireside,
Nurse fell in the grate and died.
What makes the matter ten times worse,
The toast was burnt along with the nurse.
2. First name Charles, second name Will,
How many people did Manson Kill?
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
3. Here's the little piggy,
See his snout,
Slit him open,
And guts fall out.
4. McKinney is dead and McCormick don't know it
McCormick is dead and McKinney don't know it
They both are dead and lying in bed
And neither one knows that the other one's dead
5. When Baby's screams grew hard to bear,
I popped him in the Fridgidaire,
My wife said, "Dear, I'm so unhappy,
Our darling's now completely frappé
6. Willy, a helpful boy but not well sighted,
Built a fireplace fire and self-ignited;
Now, with the flames dying down and the room growing chilly,
Would someone please re-light Willy?
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:45 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:02 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:41 am
*tilts head* how is it creepy?
seem ok to me...
burnt nusretoast xD
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:16 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:21 am
What song is that!? eek I don't think I've ever heard that one
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:14 am
Yay creepy~
4laugh
They should have a little girl sing those in a horror film~
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:26 pm
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you
3, 4, better lock the door
5, 6, remember crucifix
7, 8, better stay up late
9, 10, never wake again.... The Hearse Song
Do you ever think as a hearse goes by,
That you may be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:30 pm
wittlebunny101 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you
3, 4, better lock the door
5, 6, remember crucifix
7, 8, better stay up late
9, 10, never wake again.... The Hearse Song
Do you ever think as a hearse goes by,
That you may be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:20 am
Killing is so fun, Killing is so fun~
Now it's time to break your legs and see if you can run~
[yay! it's bloody! <3]
It's something I made up -- if You've ever seen the anime Azumanga Daioh, where one of them sing "Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun, now it's time to take a break and see if it is done", it's a parody of that. xp
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:53 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:06 pm
 I read #4 and "The Hearse Song" before.
They're in a series of scary story books that I have. eek
I found this gem not to long ago, that I think fits in.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:44 pm
I almost hurled at the Hearse one... mrgreen
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