The Wrong Answer Game!!!

[eskimo kissses]

The game where you post the wrong answer to the questions above you.
Example:Q:Why do chickens come from eggs?
A:Because the ran out of chocolate truffles that day.

Example2:Q:Why does god live in the sky.
A:Because he was playing the role of the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk.

Get it!!! Play now!!!  

[eskimo kissses]

Why do Bananas have peels?  

[Wickersnap]

Because they love to play golf.

Why are we here?  

[ventera]

Because Puppies like to run around biggrin



Why Are Butterflies Colorful?  

[eskimo kissses]

Cause they drink purreed skittles!Like Dur!JK
Why is the earth obbessesed with marshmallows?  

[ventera]

Because Candy canes Eat Pizza!

Why Is The Iphon Called The Iphone?  

[TheBeatlesLiveForEver]

Cause they dance and sing to metal

Why am I alive?  

[ventera]

Because My Hairs Nappy razz


Why Wont Jack Come So I Can KICK HIS BUT! D;<  

[eskimo kissses]

ause he is alleric to the blue you have on today....shame really.
JK XD!

Why do cemerials chacty slogans get stuck in your head(Lollipop Lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli loli LOLLYPOP!boo dum dum dum dum(dell laptop comertial)  

[ventera]

Because My Cuzins Name Is Susan (Not Really :p)

Why does pizza taste so good?  

[eskimo kissses]

Because it is made of dying homorne crazed teenage girls(such as us! JK)

Why do monkeys fart?  

[TheBeatlesLiveForEver]

Because they are stupid.

Why is music so good?  

[eskimo kissses]

because they are made with red type number 235396565.

Why will the world end on 2012 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  

[TheBeatlesLiveForEver]

Cause my brother lives.

Why does my teacher hate me.