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 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:53 pm
This time, yo momma contestants, you are going to say a yo momma joke, as usual, and if it's good, you WON'T get a reward for it, unless you are one of the contestants in 1 of 3 available places. After ten yo momma jokes, the winners will get their rewards, ETC.; Next week (sunday)
1st place: 5k
2nd place:3k
3rd place:1k
Simple, right?
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:59 pm
Yo mamma is so old she where buckled shoes like the pilgrims
(if its stupid sorry its something me and a friend made up in 6th grade XD))
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:37 pm
Your mamas so fat when she walked down the street the emedeitly named her broudway!your mamas so fat u need GPS to get around her!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:59 pm
Warning..extreme stupidity and randomness but.. My friend came up with this at 3 AM high on energy drinks. So yeah. sweatdrop
Yo momma's so ugly, she's a fish!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:14 pm
yo mamma so fat, you need a to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through xd xd xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:45 pm
Yo Mama So Fat, She Put On Her Lipstick With A Paint-Roller.
xD
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:11 am
yo mama so dumb she had to put make up an her fore head just to make up her mind
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:54 pm
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she DIED!
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:56 am
ya mams so fat she lost her pride when she couldnt fit into her cloths
(sorry if its stupid me nd this guy made it up)
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:56 pm
Yo' mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she traded her car for gas money!
Yo mama's so ugly, she needs two bags to cover her face!
Yo' mama's so ghetto, when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out!
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:30 pm
Yo' mamma so fat, her jean size says "lose some weight, b*tch!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:20 pm
ya mama so fat she couldnt go to heaven cause she could fix throught the door
ya mama is like a tole root you can go in throught it but you got to pay
ya mama so ugly(how ugly is she) she so ugly she's just so ugly o . o
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:06 pm
yo mama is teeth is soo yellow whene she open the refrigrator the butter say we are family
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:07 am
Yo mamma so stupid, NASA thought she was a planet
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The Broken and The pained
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:30 am
The Broken and The pained Yo mamma so stupid, NASA thought she was a planet i think you mean "Yo mamma so fat"
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