I WITNESSED A MURDER

[Akkere]

I was riding home from school today on bus, listening to music and not paying attention o anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air  

[Teh Savior]

my eyes automatically skipped to the end
nice try though  

[KeJoRo]

Personally, mine skipped straight to the word "FRESH" and I guessed the rest.  

[Neotepid]

That's messed up man. You know that right. Nice joke, but it's not funny. Talk to a kid that had that experience, minus the Bel-air reference, and see how they feel about it. Not cool.  

[Hug-An-Emo-On-A-Rainbow]

wahmbulance You scared me... wahmbulance  

[Yuki Solaria]

thats not something to joke about, you'll scare ppl  

[Gresley Toombs]

eek

I got all ready to listen to your problems and stuff. mad  

[Tigcat2]

I guessed it. Fail.

 

[Belethiel]

... Not that funny.

I saw a UFO before, for real!

I win. ninja  

[Hidekitty-medic]

eek  

[HawkEye4736]

Akkere

I was riding home from school today on bus, listening to music and not paying attention o anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Honestly, I take huge offence to this. I witnessed a murder, my neighbor shot himself on our driveway, while I was home alone.....so please dont do post this stuff.  

[old kanye]

Lol.

 

[Teh Savior]

HawkEye4736

Akkere

I was riding home from school today on bus, listening to music and not paying attention o anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Honestly, I take huge offence to this. I witnessed a murder, my neighbor shot himself on our driveway, while I was home alone.....so please dont do post this stuff.

You honestly think that saying something like that won't encourage others to do it again?

Naive as balls, man.  

[Taigamma]

Teh Savior

HawkEye4736

Akkere

I was riding home from school today on bus, listening to music and not paying attention o anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Honestly, I take huge offence to this. I witnessed a murder, my neighbor shot himself on our driveway, while I was home alone.....so please dont do post this stuff.

You honestly think that saying something like that won't encourage others to do it again?

Naive as balls, man.

Balls are naive? Then why is the a** smart?  

[Ritorin]

Oops I spoiled it for myself, I skipped straight to the end. sad