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Uh lets see how do i introuduce myself well im Haru first of all
I like giving out gold so ill have monthly competitions and well i just started so i think ill start averagely small

Contest: I enjoy laughing so whoever can make me laugh the most before the hm......... Um idc when just countinue until i pick xD i havent laugh enough yet wins 50k gold runner up gets 20k and 3rd place 10k biggrin

Oh and remeber be nice everyone biggrin


OMG IM SOOOOO SORRY EVERYONE I HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM GAIA FROM SO LONG BOY OH BOY sweatdrop

i HAVE DECIDE TO COUNTINUE THIS JUST TO GIVE EVERYONE AN EVEN GREAT CHANCE OF WINNING THOUGH!

When does it start?

3 guys was at a club

the first guy said , "I think I have the smallest arms in the world"
the 2nd guy said, " I think I have the smallest Head in the world'
then the 3d guy said," I think I have the smallest d**k in the world"


So they went to guiness world records

The first guy said, "I do have the smallest arms in the world"
The 2nd guy said, "Hellz ya I do have the smallest head in the world"
Then the 3rd guy came out angrily and said,"WHO THE ******** IS JUSTIN BIEBER"


CHuck Norris can touch MC hammer.

One christmas a little boy is riding his bike and a cop on a horse comes behind him and askes the little boy "did u get that bike from santa?" and the boy says "sure did" and the cop says"well next christmas tell santa to put a taillight on that thing" and the cop writs a $40 ticket for vile of safty and the little boy askes the cop on the horse "did u get that horse from santa" and the cop says "sure did' and the little boy tells the cop "next time ask santa if he can put the d**k under the horse instead of on top

b4 the boggey man goes to sleep every morning he checks his closet for chuck norris.

chuck norris can make fire by rubbing together 2 ice cubes.

chuck norris kicked a horse in the chin once. the same horse desendants are now known today as giraffees

some ppl can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

chuck norris is the reasom the boggey man wakes up at 12 in the morning every night screaming

Now

Aww no fair this is hard im no comedian so... can't you dive just a little bit of your gold to me ? wink

haha i wish

umm i think ill try this joke instead


the boogie man checks his closet for chuck noris before he goes to bed

chuck noris beat madusa in a staring contest

chuck sleeps with a night light not because hes afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of him

......i know i stink im srry T.T

>.< annoying orange