What would you randomly do if your boss fired you

[Unit Blue]

And for no reason at all....
What crazy (yet possible) thing would you do?
 

[Leftfordead1]

Check out my Quest in the Signature biggrin .

Staple his face smile .

Chuck Norris Demands it D:<.

 

[rylith]

Burn his house, Post his dirty video on YouTube (RedTube better), Throw all his files and paperwork into the toilet bowl, Break his table  

[EnaLeFay]

Find a job at his enemy company. And tell them my former company weaknesses. twisted  

[SideEffekt]

"i'd invite my friends over to have a party in his office, then a party in his Cadillac, then a party at his house ^^.....oh and did i mention its a sledge hammer party XD....i would also host a illegal c**k fighting tournament in his house then call the cops right before he came ^^.....and finally i'd hide marijuana and crystal meth (dont ask how i got it lol) and plant it in his office, car and house yay  

[My Halo Is Bleeding]

id get really mad pick him up and slam him through his desk then throw him out his window (it would be better if he had an office on a very high floor) scream scream  

[EnaLeFay]

Wow.. I think mine is the less brutal.. whee  

[SideEffekt]

EnaLeFay

Wow.. I think mine is the less brutal.. whee

lol its mkay yours was smart, bu if you gave me a ball of yarn i could have a sledge hammer party with my friends in his or her office for you ^^  

[The Tsaria]

I would take a machete and destroy his/her house.  

[mihawk13]

Leave, then come back when he wasn't watching, start a sharpie war with everybody else, then when he tried to call the cops break the phone, staple a document to his forehead, find an aerosol can & spray it in his face til he got high off it, then take my cubicle apart & trap him inside so he can't get out.
Then leave the state  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

"hey check it out! That building over there is burning!"

-pretending to be innocent passerby- "wait what?!" -looks- "Oh haha, funny thing is i just got fired from that there place!"

-watches the building burn with everyone inside it, a demonic grin slowly spreading across my face-  

[FluffyPinkChaos]

Shove a sawed off shot gun filled with rock salt up his a** and FIRE!  

[rain the magician]

I would slowly drive him insane by annoying him with an annoying sound. Where ever he goes I'll show up and just say nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa and wouldn't stop until he hired me again!!!1 xd  

[Cody Party Pie]

Re-apply for the job with a fake name and a mustache then get re-hired. Then screw up all the work. After a while I'll be like *takes off mustache* "Remember me?" Then superkick to the face. PWNED exclaim exclaim exclaim  

[nekko trash]

I would rawr him >;D ( inside joke sry D: )
Or poke him >w<
OR, I would give him coffee that turned him into a supervillain and hire superman to kick his butt!! ;D
OH, or I would be all happy that I was free and didn't have to work anymore, and would go celebrate over ice cream!!! >w<