******** YOU.

[Vexxed]

Come on.

post here. mad  

[punkarama]

Ok but it'll cost ya.  

[PeachyKeenTastic]

Sweet ******** damn.  

[CokePixie]

hey guys heard a funny joke, how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?  

[Vexxed]

CokePixie

hey guys heard a funny joke, how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NONE!
LIGHT MAKES THEN CRY.

lol

 

[punkarama]

I heard a version of that joke ... the answer was none .... they all just sit on the floor and cry in the dark.  

[CokePixie]

punkarama

I heard a version of that joke ... the answer was none .... they all just sit on the floor and cry in the dark.

yeah that's the version i heard, but i got another one:

this guy walks into his bedroom where his wife is sitting in bed. Under his arm he cradles a sheep. He then says, "Honey, this is the pig i've been sleeping with when you're sick, have a head ache, or just don't feel in the mood." His wife replies, "Yeah well that's not a pig, it's a sheep you dumbass!" The man looks at his wife and says sharply, "What the hell made you think i was talking to you?"  

[punkarama]

CokePixie

punkarama

I heard a version of that joke ... the answer was none .... they all just sit on the floor and cry in the dark.

yeah that's the version i heard, but i got another one:

this guy walks into his bedroom where his wife is sitting in bed. Under his arm he cradles a sheep. He then says, "Honey, this is the pig i've been sleeping with when you're sick, have a head ache, or just don't feel in the mood." His wife replies, "Yeah well that's not a pig, it's a sheep you dumbass!" The man looks at his wife and says sharply, "What the hell made you think i was talking to you?"

lol good one.  

[CokePixie]

my dad told me this one:

this guy finds a genie and the genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes but just know that everything you wish for every lawyer in the world will get twice." So the man says excitedly, "i want a hot new car!" so the genie says, "your wish has been granted, but remember now every lawyer in the world has 2 hot new cars. Now what's your second wish?" the man thinks for a second and then says, "I wish i had a million dollars!" the genie once again grants his wish and says, "No remember every lawyer in the world now has 2 million dollars, now what's your final wish?" This time the man ponders a bit and then says, "you know? I've always wanted to donate a kidney."  

[Vexxed]

Haha.

That was funny.
xp  

[punkarama]

Funny.  

[Szinriia]

CokePixie

my dad told me this one:

this guy finds a genie and the genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes but just know that everything you wish for every lawyer in the world will get twice." So the man says excitedly, "i want a hot new car!" so the genie says, "your wish has been granted, but remember now every lawyer in the world has 2 hot new cars. Now what's your second wish?" the man thinks for a second and then says, "I wish i had a million dollars!" the genie once again grants his wish and says, "No remember every lawyer in the world now has 2 million dollars, now what's your final wish?" This time the man ponders a bit and then says, "you know? I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

rofl rofl rofl

Ohgod. That's the best joke I've heard in ages.  

[Hzza]

WHORES  

[punkarama]

Hzza

WHORES

Don't deny us your love!!!!  

[primaI]

I saw this and thought of Harf