Fail teacher moments

[ilmusic]

I was just wondering what is the funniest moment of your teacher messing up that you can remember? (And just to be clear... explain what happened)
Mine was today when we were in spanish class
This is what happened...
The sentence on the board... "Yo molestaba Cindy cada dia"
The supposde translation... "I annoy Cindy everyday."
The teacher "Molestar means to bother or annoy."
then she says later
"So, who molest- i mean who annoys who? sweatdrop "
Class bursts out laughing...  

[water_spirit]

That's pretty funny.

My 7th grade art teacher often showed us his paintings. Most of them were of large groups of naked males all fit together like a puzzle.  

[John Obake]

Mr. Sutton wore daisy dukes. He had long scary hairy legs.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

My spanish teacher Mr. Winke was a germaphobe. People would mess with him all the time. ^^ If you got too close he'd jump two feet back.  

[Fire 0ak]

On of my elementary school teachers told us that children are parasites. He was an interesting one though.  

[Starrfang]

This isn't really funny but last year;
I had a overweight english teacher and she was trying to squeeze past this row of desks and all of a sudden the top of one of the desk fell off with a loud bang and the whole class turns and stares then bursts out laughing making jokes about how she made the desk fall. >.>

She was really fat though (no offense to some ppl).

 

[Kaths Lafs]

I remember in 8th grade (two years ago) my Algebra 1 teacher was talking about the associative property, and wrote, "a**." on the board as an abbreviation.....smart idea for a room full of 13/14 year olds.  

[Facta Non Verba]

In my Latin class, the teacher isn't exactly known for his teaching. He just makes us do random things in class like grade other students' work (We sure don't do any), watch movies that have nothing to do with Latin that he expects us to take notes on, and doesn't even put grades in untill the end of the six weeks when grades are due. I really don't like that class...  

[carnelian signet]

My 10th grade English teacher said that we should get into groups of threes for a project. That in itself was totally fine, but instead of using "groups of threes" she used the word "threesomes".  

[DedicatedLady]

That is a bit funny.

Well one time my Math Teacher accidentally did a problem wrong and was complaining to us all through class that he was right until the bell was about to ring and the administrator walked in to (which they usually do just to see how teachers are doing) And she said you know that problem's wrong right? He blushed and then figured out later why he didn't get it right. It's funny in a way I suppose. xp  

[RosesFallingLikeRain]

More of a student fail. But still. My English teacher was explaining Othello language to us, and since we were almost finished, he asked if we still needed hm to explain. One girl speaks out and says 'I like it when you talk.'  

[John Obake]

When I was in fifth grade my teacher told everyone this long story about him being in a movie but the movie wasn't the same as he described.