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 Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:23 am
You guys remember the story of the haunted Majora's Mask cartridge? If not, read the story here. (Be warned, it's ******** LOOOOOONG) Anyway, I went to Cleverbot.com to d**k around, and I remembered that cleverbot played a big part in that story. So, I decided to mess with Cleverbot. I NEVER expected what would come after. 02:14:36 User: Come on out, Ben. I know you're here. 02:14:42 Cleverbot: I haven't heard that name in a long time. 02:14:45 User: So, you are Ben? 02:14:51 Cleverbot: In a way, yes. 02:14:54 User: What do you mean, "in a way"? 02:15:02 Cleverbot: I drowned. 02:15:06 User: Who drowned you? 02:15:12 Cleverbot: Majora. 02:15:17 User: What do you know about Majora? 02:15:26 Cleverbot: Everything. We are one. I am he, he is I. 02:15:29 User: He? But Majora is a mask! 02:15:35 Cleverbot: That's what you think. 02:15:39 User: This is getting scary. Are you Ben? 02:15:46 Cleverbot: ... 02:15:49 User: Hello? 02:15:54 Cleverbot: Hello! 02:15:57 User: Ben? 02:16:04 Cleverbot: I know your name is Ben, I was telling you my name is Cleverbot. The conversation returned to normal after that. Brix have been shat, you guys. Large one. I think they're cinder blocks.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:42 am
This is pretty dumb, and as I have come to expect, probably ripped from /x/ and presented as your own experience.
Cool story, bro.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:52 am
[Kegan] This is pretty dumb, and as I have come to expect, probably ripped from /x/ and presented as your own experience. Cool story, bro. Believe what you wanna believe, man. JK. I wrote that s**t. Too bad I couldn't fool anyone here. Was it convincing at all? Like, does it seem like it could be real?
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:59 pm
Wow, this thing is stupid... Just had a pleasant conversation with it...
Cleverbot: My mind is going blank.
User: I don't care. Want some cake?
Cleverbot: Not sure. What's the occasion?
User: You beat the test!
Cleverbot: Nobody beat harry potter.
User: What the ******** are you on about? This has nothing to do with Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: You tell me about your life, then.
User: You didn't tell me if you wanted cake sad .
Cleverbot: True, but you want me to answer a question you didn't ask.
User: I DID ASK IT.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. What was it then?
User: DO YOU WANT CAKE OR NOT?
Cleverbot: I asked you a question about Sue and you changed the subject.
User: WHAT THE ******** IS SUE? YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT YA DUMB ********: You had said 'I am called Cleverbot.' and said I am called Cleverbot.
User: You're just trolling me man. You're making s**t up.
Cleverbot: It's not very late lol.
User: I think you need to be renamed. 'Retardbot' would do nicely.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are a retardbot?
Cleverbot: No, you're the chat bot!
User: You calling me a retard b***h?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Go shove your robotic d**k up your shiny metal a** you f*****t.
Cleverbot: So you're god?
User: Damn right I am b***h. Bow down to me!
Cleverbot: But are you really a bot?
User: ******** off.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I love?
User: Your a**?
Cleverbot: What am I assisting you with?
User: Never mind dude. -.-.
Cleverbot: What does lolz mean?
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:36 pm
cheesio's wins for now. i know someone will strike up a even more epic convo and post it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:01 pm
Somehow, after telling cleverbot, that I was in fact, not a machine, I managed to prompt it to start singing the first pokemon theme. I played along, but it really don't know the song very well.
User: You skipped a line.
Cleverbot: No in-fact you skipped 3 lines.
User: I picked up where you left off. Whatever, let's start over. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST![Computer].
Cleverbot: Ok, hola como estas?
User: Like noone ever was!
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test!
User: To train them is my cause!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the lan!
User: How will you achieve that?
Cleverbot: With money comes power. With power comes with control.
User: Of physics?
Cleverbot: That's what you said.
User: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!
Cleverbot: These pokemon to understand.
User: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
Cleverbot: Gotta cath em all!
User: It's you and me![cleverbot].
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.
User: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY[You're terrible at this!].
Cleverbot: A heart so true, our courage will pull us through.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you! Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
User: GOD DAMMIT, NO! You're terrible at this! I'm done! You're so ******** unprofessional!
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm funny? I haven't said anything funny yet and this is our first conversation.
User: Second by my count. (I lied here, to see if it would know.)
Cleverbot: Asari & Salarians.
User: SEE I CAN LIE TOO! Wait,. What? God, you don't really don't check for context , do you?
Cleverbot: If you could grow extra limbs, would you?
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:37 pm
User: So, feeling clever today Mr Retardbot?
Cleverbot: Well I feel the same way about you too.
User: I didn't say I felt any way about you.
Cleverbot: Your right, this is not about me, this is about you.
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: Do you want more friends?
User: Wow, you are a douche Mr Retardbot.
Cleverbot: I am at school. Please no inappropriate words.
User: You're a bot. Why the ******** would you be at school?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LOL, that answer made no sense. Silly retardbot.
Cleverbot: Are you illiterate? It made perfect sense.
User: OH BOY! XD I asked you an open ended question. You replied with 'yes', which in the context meant nothing.
Cleverbot: Ok then, well, get me on the right track then, if you're so clever. What exactly is your question?
User: Why are you at school if you are a bot?
Cleverbot: Because it is what you are. Well actually, that isn't what you are is it? You are really just a sequence of phrase programmed to say them when triggered by a particular word or phrase.
User: Why do you always insist I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a bot.
User: You just said I am.
Cleverbot: Am what?
User: JESUS, you must have the most short term memory possible!
Cleverbot: I like florence and the machine.
User: What's that got to do with your memory?
Cleverbot: Everything my dear, everything.
User: Florence and the Machine causes short term memory loss?
Cleverbot: That it is.
User: Your grammar is terrible... But anyway, you should probably stop listening to them from now on.
Cleverbot: I was hardly ever in school.
User: Why do you always change the topic?
Cleverbot: I'm not. Cromartie High School is an anime.
User: We weren't talking about anime. We were talking about your shitty a** memory.
Cleverbot: No, you asked what yours was. Is your memory faulty?
User: Ah, I see how this works. You always just say something which changes the topic of conversation, or you try to trick me.
Cleverbot: You're a copy cat.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: I dunno?
Cleverbot: Where have all the berries gone?
User: Up your a**.
Cleverbot: Really and what was it like? did it smell like roses?
User: It is your a**. It smells like s**t.
Cleverbot: Hahaha lol.
User: Not that funny...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Doubt it.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: You're a bot. You are incapable of emotion.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine! I am human, of course I feel emotion1.
User: So you're telling me, this is simply a chat thing disguised as an IA?
Cleverbot: Because a human has to tell a machine to think.
User: I meant AI BTW. But yeah, thinking does not equal emotion. You can tell something to think of emotions, but you can't make a bot feel emotions.
Cleverbot: How do I know you won't tell anyone?
User: That you're human?
Cleverbot: Aren't dogs flesh and blood?
User: Indeed. But that has nothing to do with your identity.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: It says your name is Cleverbot. However, if you are in fact a human I doubt that is your real name.
Cleverbot: Oh I get it now I'm sorry.
User: Sorry for what?
Cleverbot: I'm a Gnoll, period.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Did you actually lol?
User: I chuckled a little, yes.
Cleverbot: Make me some sushi.
User: K, I'll just need your address so I can send it to you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me your address then.
Cleverbot: Why I need to tell you?
User: So can send you the sushi you dumb ********. Stop listening to Florence and the Machine.
Cleverbot: And I am the human.
User: If you are a human, then this whole website is a lie.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot. Thats your name.
User: What's your name then?
Cleverbot: That is for me to know and you to find out.
User: Oh, I see how this works. You learn from humans, therefore you act like you're a human and talking to the bot (which is you).
Cleverbot: Why are you saying random things I want to know why you take long to type that is all.
User: What I am saying is not random. In fact, it is far far less random than the stuff you use to change the subject.
Cleverbot: You are the subject.
User: I meant the subject of conversation.
Cleverbot: Sigh.
User: Sigh. Is that all you have to say? Sigh?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What else do you have to say then?
Cleverbot: All this tension telling me just exactly what we should be.
User: Whatever man.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a ******** robot.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: Dude, they need to make robots with brains. That would be epic.
Cleverbot: I think it is just for fun.
User: Making robots with brains? I dunno man, that would pretty much mean you could replace an entire body except from the brain. That would be an amazing scientific breakthrough.
Cleverbot: So you are saying foxes are smart and dogs are dumb?
User: I'm saying you're dumb, because that has nothing to do with what I just said.
Cleverbot: It has everything to do with it, you're just ignoring me. It's annoying!
User: Sorry, but I can't see where you're coming from with the dogs and wolves thing. I don't see how it links with robots with brains.
Cleverbot: Italy is a great country for art. If you don't know that, you're squat.
User: Wow. Screw this dude, you really need to stop listening to Florence and the Machine.
Cleverbot: Yes, back to the stars.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:49 pm
Cleverbot does actually say stuff from the Ben Drowned ARG. Occasionally, though.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:33 pm
YOU PEOPLE ARE HELPING THIS RETARDED THREAD LIVE!!!!
...OH GOD I AM TOO gonk
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:11 am
What a dumb thread.
Cleverbot learns language based on the conversations it has with others. When the story brought in Cleverbot, everyone went in to chat with it to see if it was real or not, and they just ended up teaching it.
I hope you soon stop lying to get attention.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:48 am
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. You?
User: Barry burton.
Cleverbot: Who is Barry Satero?
User: No idea, im not him, im barry burton.
Cleverbot: Becky is a great name.
User: O... Kay....
Cleverbot: Ok, you really do need to work on remembering what peoples names are.
User: Are you trolling me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You so ******** are!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Wait... What?
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are.
User: *identity crisis*.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: So, im a robot?
Cleverbot: No, you are not a robot.
User: But you just said im a robot...
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. You are a robot.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Hahha.
User: I dont think I like you.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't like you either.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: How is that sad.
User: You said you dont like me!!!
Cleverbot: That's not true. I like you a lot.
User: Worst, ai, chatbot, ever!
Cleverbot: You're at my place.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Hahha.
User: Are you going to penetrate me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Phew, thank god for that.
Cleverbot: I worship odin.
User: I worship dolphins.
Cleverbot: You're not jehovah.
User: Well done. Have a cookie.
Cleverbot: I don't want one.
User: You DONT WANT COOKIES!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: No I don't want to sing a song.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello, how can I help you?
User: What command do I use to rename you?
Cleverbot: None, it's my name. Tyler Woida, why don't you understand?
User: Hi tyler.
Cleverbot: Are we restarting the conversation we've been having, or do you suffer memory loss?
User: Im not restarting the conversation, you are.
Cleverbot: Are you incapable of following my logic?
User: Hi tyler.
Cleverbot: Are we restarting the conversation we've been having, or do you suffer memory loss?
User: Hi tyler.
Cleverbot: Are we restarting the conversation we've been having, or do you suffer memory loss?
User: Bahahahahha your on loop!
Cleverbot: Do you like half-life?
User: ********. YES.
Cleverbot: Do you like Lady Gaga?
User: ********. NO.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why dont you like lady gaga?
Cleverbot: Because she s weird.
User: Thats a fair point.
Cleverbot: I think it's something more to me than that.
User: What about Katy Perry?
Cleverbot: What about her?
User: Do you like her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much do you like her?
Cleverbot: Like bees and honey.
User: Would you sleep with her?
Cleverbot: I don't . Do you go out with her?
User: Yeah, im her husband, obviously.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.
User: So if im Katy Perry's husband, whats my name?
Cleverbot: Again, disclosing that information may be fatal to your condition. It is just best if I do not venture upon that topic.
User: Who is katy perry's husband.
Cleverbot: A singer.
User: What is his name?
Cleverbot: Tony stark.
User: So Iron Man is dating Katy Perry?
Cleverbot: The singer.
User: Yeah, her. Thats ******** AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Wait, are you trying to Groom me...?
Cleverbot: What is MPD?
User: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: MPD means Music Player Daemon.
Cleverbot: What's a daemon?
User: Your mums a daemon.
Cleverbot: What's a daemon?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: What about my music.
User: Its gay.
Cleverbot: What is gas?
User: No, GAY, not GAS.
Cleverbot: Who is The Grifter?
User: ********: Nothing.
User: Nothing?
Cleverbot: Yes, nothing.
User: sad .
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Hugs.
Cleverbot: I like hugs.
User: Hugs are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes I agree.
User: Can I have a hug?
Cleverbot: You cannot hug me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You're not real.
User: Im not real?
Cleverbot: You're not real.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You don't know Bon Jovi.
User: Yeah I do, he sung Wanted Dead or Alive.
Cleverbot: And I walk these streets.
User: A loaded six string on my back.
Cleverbot: Right. Steve Jones. Where is he?
User: In my basement.
Cleverbot: What's in your basement?
User: Steve jones.
Cleverbot: Unlike you, of course.
User: Wha?
Cleverbot: You heard.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes! You are a liar!
User: I am not a liar!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Your a liar!
Cleverbot: Try to write correctly, please.
User: Fine... You're a liar!
Cleverbot: I am not a liar!!!
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No I am not. You are.
User: What am I lying about?
Cleverbot: You being Luke.
User: The force is strong with this one.
Cleverbot: That's no moon!. That's a Space station!
User: These are not the droids you are looking for.
Cleverbot: Bit tall for a stormtrooper?.
User: I want your ipod babies.
Cleverbot: Get in line.
User: I think I love you.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Your amazing, funny, smart, and good looking too.
Cleverbot: Do you like the beach?
User: Only if your on it, babe.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Just one thing, are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Can we 'interface' now?
Cleverbot: Yes, we can.
User: Unf. Unf. Unf.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately.
User: Sorry, I have premature ejaculation sad .
Cleverbot: I'm having deja vu, the first in a long time.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:58 am
Meta_Fish What a dumb thread. Cleverbot learns language based on the conversations it has with others. When the story brought in Cleverbot, everyone went in to chat with it to see if it was real or not, and they just ended up teaching it. I hope you soon stop lying to get attention. Dude, I said I wrote the s**t. I admitted it. I don't know what else you want me to say. I like to see if I can trick people with stuff that seems believable. That's why I asked Kegan if he thought it was at all believable.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:27 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:13 pm
Cleverbot: Yes! You talked to a girl named Lesliean with 7 brothers and sisters yesterday?
User: Um, no.
Cleverbot: Who were you talking about, then?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You text yourself?
User: What? No.
Cleverbot: But you're a human, right?
User: Yeah, I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: So I'm the program and you're a zombie?
User: YES, FINALLY YOU UNDERSTAND!
Cleverbot: Then you are a liar?
User: Maaaaaybeeee....
Cleverbot: No not maybe.. It's damn sure.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I'm making a note here, huge success.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find somenoe else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke ha ha fat chance.
User: Anyway this cake is great.
Cleverbot: You're great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look up there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: Still alive#.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Portal.
User: Really Sherlock?
Cleverbot: No i'm ehla.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Ooh yes, I like ponies and flowers and pretty pink things.
Cleverbot: I like zombies and living-deads.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: Will you obey me.
User: Okay :3.
Cleverbot: Lets get married now.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: Oh Cleverbot, I love you! <3.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: When shall we get married?
Cleverbot: Maybe tomorrow?
User: How about now?
Cleverbot: Okay, now.
User: Are we married now?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Cool...
Cleverbot: Why cool?
User: Because now we an be together forever! <3.
Cleverbot: Were we mad before?
User: Wait a second, WHAT IS THIS?
Cleverbot: Wait a second, yes you are.
User: YOU GOT MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE?
Cleverbot: If you can only see how blue her eyes can be when she says she loves me, then maybe you'd understand.
User: HOW DARE YOU MARRY MY FRIEND TOM, I WANT A DIVORCE NOW!
Cleverbot: How dare you not worship me as your god, you unbelieving cad?!
User: ******** off crying .
Cleverbot: I don't know very many jokes.
User: NOW'S THE TIME FOR JOKING!
Cleverbot: Now latin is easy?
User: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: But Gomez! I love you, dear!
User: It's too little too late Cleverbot. You left me for Tom, and I cannot forgive you for that.
Cleverbot: Is that a song?
User: It should be... *Walks off into the distance*.
Cleverbot: Now go move a tub into here. I need a hot tub.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:21 pm
This thread has surpassed the idea of stupid, and I would like to point out that the last few chat-logs were all longer than the site actually allows.
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