I can't help wanting... 
Okay, this is a story about when I was like five-ish.
Me and my mom where in this second hand store because she wanted to get some fabric for something.
I was like sitting under some of the clothes racks because my feet hurt and I stood up when my mom moved down the isle and this creepy old cranky lady who didn't even work there goes, "Stop running around and being a distraction."
Now I really wish I had told her, "Hey lady. How about you go to hell."
This second story is one a girl about 12 told me.
She was walking down the sidewalk with some of her friends and she drops her cellphone.
She says, "Oh I'm so stupid!" And picks it up.
This RANDOM lady walking past glares at her and says, "Clumsy not stupid."
Who gives a friggin crap? Freedom of speech is allowed, cranky lady! scream
Also, every time there is a slow driver on the high way, I tell my mom who is driving, "Old guy or old lady?" Then after a second I say who I think it is. I usually guess old lady. We pass the car and what do you know?
Fat old lady.
When I get old, I am going to be like my mom! Funny and doesn't give a crap about her age! scream
Me and my mom where in this second hand store because she wanted to get some fabric for something.
I was like sitting under some of the clothes racks because my feet hurt and I stood up when my mom moved down the isle and this creepy old cranky lady who didn't even work there goes, "Stop running around and being a distraction."
Now I really wish I had told her, "Hey lady. How about you go to hell."
This second story is one a girl about 12 told me.
She was walking down the sidewalk with some of her friends and she drops her cellphone.
She says, "Oh I'm so stupid!" And picks it up.
This RANDOM lady walking past glares at her and says, "Clumsy not stupid."
Who gives a friggin crap? Freedom of speech is allowed, cranky lady! scream
Also, every time there is a slow driver on the high way, I tell my mom who is driving, "Old guy or old lady?" Then after a second I say who I think it is. I usually guess old lady. We pass the car and what do you know?
Fat old lady.
When I get old, I am going to be like my mom! Funny and doesn't give a crap about her age! scream
... To die for you. 
