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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:04 pm
I have a few!
* I lost my library card but can I still check you out?
* How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Hi, my name's ______
Tell me some more! mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:17 pm
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:31 pm
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I have bds.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:31 pm
If you were a Ice-y, I'd eat you up.
xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:02 pm
Excuse me do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:11 am
Are you a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you.
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:08 am
Ah, when you were born, heaven must have lost an angel!
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:52 pm
If you were writing on paper; you'd be what they call Fine Print.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:26 am
Boy, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
emotion_awesome
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