=Fright Music Club=
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The gnome slammed the stamp of approval down before jumping up and kicking over the child-sized table, throwing up the horns as he did so. His beard was streaked with a rebellious pink, and he had used sixteen bottles of hair gel to get his hair to stand on end. It took seventeen bottles of dye to turn it all the amazing and interesting colors it was. The gnome was ready to ROCK.
...or would be if he didn't suddenly realize the group of gnomes that stopped to stare at him. Meekly, he righted the desk and went back to work.