WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

[bone apple teets]

Wuss YOUR imaginative theory on where babies come from?  

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

Santa clause!  

[Unit Blue]

Mars?  

[-Weird Wacky Watermelon-]

eBay.

 

[getmeoffthishellsite]

The mailbox.

 

[Chatty Cassie]

trees. when they're ripe enough they fall out. actually that sounds really detrimental to the babies' health...  

[poopie702]

Now you see,*gets pipe,puts on glasses,and sits in a chair by a fireplace* babies come from the center of the earth.  

[BunnyAteMyCookies]

Nah everyone knows that they come from unicorns that poop rainbows whilst doing a highland jig in time with the nyan nyan cat song......

Too RaNdoM?!?!.............. O_o  

[Rainbow_lov3r]

They come when you get so full of happiness! This REALLY REALLY beeg water buffalo runs through and gives you a baby!!! And then takes your happiness  

[bone apple teets]

it's obvious that storks deliver them to your doorstep on christmas eve  

[x- Bewitching -x]

o.o you don't wanna know  

[_Violin of Vanadiel_]

This ninja stork comes in and drops the baby down the fireplace!!
If you don't have a fireplace it comes out of the oven...... 3nodding  

[Conker4253]

No they are planted into the ground  

[kouhaijpg]

Well, the theory of babies come from North Dakota, not Florida. It is often thought that babies come from Florida since it is quite warm there, but they actually come from North Dakota. How? Well, when mommy and daddy love each other very much, the elves that live in mommy's belly start telling the magical baby factory in North Dakota that mommy and daddy want a baby and for the next nine months, the elves in mommy's belly start telling the elves in South Dakota how mommy and daddy would like the baby. All the work the elves in mommy's belly makes her stomach expand and makes her go all crazy and delirious. When nine months end, the elves make mommy go crazy, so daddy will take her to the hospital. When they finish making the baby, they give it to the Flying Whale company (not storks, that's just a myth) in Norway and they deliver the baby by dropping into the baby bed in the hospital. 3nodding Yes.  

[_Violin of Vanadiel_]

That is a mouthful..... 3nodding