The Origins of Carl

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This is were I will try to compile all our ideas and speculations about His Elkness' origins. All of your suggestions and ideas are of course essential!  

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Carl's Origins

Lord Carl's origins are clouded in mystery and numerous speculations. Searching through numerous archives, I was able to piece together the most popular and universally accepted rumors surrounding His Elkness' most certainly exceptional beginnings. I will now do my best to bring to you what I have unearthed at this point in time.

 

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Rumors and Theories:

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Von Helson Forest

The first rumor I stumbled upon was one that spoke of a mysterious elk roaming the dark forests surrounding the Von Helsons' Manor on dark, misty nights. Witnesses claim to have seen an imposing, elk-like silhouette with glowing eyes forming out of the menacing shadows and thick fog enshrouding the entire forests in a menacing blanket of impending doom. Alas, very little evidence can be brought up to attest to this rumor as most witnesses either passed out from fright or ran off screaming at the mere sight of the evidently imposing and fearsome vision that is now believed by many to be Lord Carl's then juvenile physique.

Fortunately, there is hope as such an origin would mean that dark powers were in fact responsible for His Elkness' propensity for violence as well as the soul-stealing effect of his enlightened glare. The perpetual yellowy glow of said stare could evidently also be explained by these supernatural origins, as we all know that strange happening are regularly sighted in these forest by brave explorers eager to make a name for themselves. This humble servant of the truth personally think that something in these forests is turning the wildlife into superior beings and that Lord Carl, being the strongest and wisest of these beings, decided that such supremacy was worthy of devoted followers.

 

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Lore and Tales:

Empty for now.  

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Songs and Poems:

Empty for now.  

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Recycling Bin:

Spare parts (aka plot bunnies) will go here.  

[Just Very Slightly Mad]

Am I allowed to post in here? I have a song for the antlered demigod:

*Ahem* (cue "The Brady Bunch" theme-music)

♪ Here's the story,
of an elk named Ca-arl
Who was plotting the demise of all mankind
Some people laughed,
But little did they know, the day of reckoning would come ♫

♫ Till the one day, when a cult of foll'wers
Would all gather here from near and from far,
That this sect
Must somehow form a true church.
That's the way we all became The Church of Carl! ♪

♪ The Church of Carl, The Church of Carl!
That's the way we became The Church of Carl♫ (Cha-cha-cha!)
 

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Klaudia Nomi

Yes, you are allowed to post here, but I think this would go better in the Carl Anthems thread as this one deals exclusively with the origins of Carl (aka before he opened his shop)... This song seems to originate from the Church of Carl guild, no?  

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Klaudia Nomi

Yes, you are allowed to post here, but I think this would go better in the Carl Anthems thread as this one deals exclusively with the origins of Carl (aka before he opened his shop)... This song seems to originate from the Church of Carl guild, no?

No! I'm just now finding out from you about the Church of Carl. surprised