[Kegan]
Might be because you're clumsy enough to break your fingers while dancing.
No, it's because I'm terribly bad at adventuring. The first time I went was at my friend's birthday party, and we went hiking. As we went hiking, there was no obvious trail, and what hiking means in Northern Ontario is apparently scaling a bunch of giant rocks that were sorta shoved together into a mini mountain. First, I had to get up the mountain top without falling off. This was difficult, because not only did I have to get a good footing on the slightly shaky rocks, but there were a lot of trees that you basically have to crabwalk under. Not only that, but nobody really noticed that I was having trouble until they were halfway up and looked down to see that I was way behind and freaked out. They finally sent somebody and I got to the top of the mountain, and then prayed that I wouldn't fall off at 100 feet in the air. The way down was even worse, where as coming up, I can feel around for stuff to grab onto and kind of drag/crawl my way up, going down is another bag of snakes all together, because I have absolutely NO vertigo, so after my one friend got me past all the hard, trippy parts, I had to a**-crawl down the rest of the mountain, still scared that I was going to fall and die. And there were bugs and a mosquito bit me.
The SECOND time I went adventuring was with Friend Who Helped Me Down The Mountain and my Cousin. Originally, I was only banned from adventures that involved climbing things that had more than a 45 degree angle, but this is the one that made me banned from all adventuring in the real world (there's a reason I say it like that). It started out that my Cousin, Friend and I were in the 90s Nostalgia Trailer that I have by my house when my Cousin decided that he wanted to take me and Friend to Wendy's up the highway where I live. Here's the problem; I haven't ridden a bike in at least a year, and since I live on the highway, I'm terrified of riding into a Semi. I can walk just fine, in fact, it's better, because I can see things better and get a feel for where I am and where things are. On a bike, no such luck, you have to know where the hell you're going. And even though I knew where I was going, and it was pretty much a straight line, there's gravel, the path thing kind of curves off into a ditch, and I haven't been on my bike for a year, so I was terrified that the bike would break, and I would be hit by a truck. Friend was nice to me and let me ride her bike and she rode mine, and we got their okay, but I was paniky the whole way. Then Friend took her bike back to go to work and I had to ride mine. I wound up almost falling into the ditch, but my bike is short, so I just stood up as the bike fell over on the angle and was fine.
And that's how I got banned from adventuring.
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