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Gerome the Gnome had a haunted look in his eyes the day after he had cleaned the headmistresses office. This wasn't unusual in itself, but soon it became apparent that he wasn't sleeping either. Not even the cider-drenched slumber that most gnomes preferred. When asked about what had happened, he would just stare into space and whisper repeatedly, "Can't sleep or the Bin will eat me."
Perhaps it was fortunate that he fell into a meat grinder later that evening.
Perhaps it was fortunate that he fell into a meat grinder later that evening.