Carl Facts

[ZOMG its Lobotomy]

Ever wounder why India and China both have such large populations? Carl hasn't visited them yet.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Carl.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Carl has allowed to live.

Carl does not sleep. He waits.

Carl is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



Yes these are Chuck Norris facts, but they fit. Right?

Feel free to add your own xD  

[Just Very Slightly Mad]

I'd like to see/hear Diedrich to deliver some random Carl facts. 3nodding  

[Waterly Winds]

Carl doesn't eat pie, he eats fear.

Carl can make a stuffed animal bleed with hust his gaze.

Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton...until Carl broke every bone in his body.  

[Waterly Winds]

This one is perfect for him:

Carl has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.