When your life did begin
Forseeing beauty and trial
You had a mile-wide smile
When you ran as kid
You played games and hid
And just watched for a while
Had that mile-wide smile
When you grew to a beauty
And revealed you were snooty
You kept them trying their wile
To earn your mile-wide smile
And you shot them all down
Gave them naught but a frown
But alone you still smiled
That damn mile-wide smile
And you were quite wicked
Your cruel heart pitted
And it grew quite reviled
Your mile-wide smile
And so they cast you out
But, without a doubt
You thought they'd reconcile
For your mile-wide smile
Now you wander alone
Far away, never home
And though age does defile
Still that mile-wide smile
And the wind knocks you flat
Tit-for-tat, tit-for-tat
But still you keep your denial
Wear that mile-wide smile
When you die, I don't doubt
Though they rightly turned you out
On your corpse, likely I'll
See that mile-wide smile
