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 Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:41 am
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On the off chance that you've never heard "This Is Halloween" from "Nightmare Before Christmas":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6jpIv7jJdA&feature=related
My anime-themed rewrite:
Boys and girls from everywhere,
D'ya like big eyes and really long hair?
Come with us, and you will see
Cartoons with a pedigree.
This is anime, Japanese anime!
Robots crush everything in sight!
This is anime! Little fairies fly away!
Though we're in Japan, everybody looks white!
In our world, we're all hot;
We're attractive but think we're not.
I am the girl who's really, really shy.
But I wear a miniskirt to catch your eye.
I am the guy who looks like a girl.
Whoever you are, I'll rock your world.
This is anime, Japanese anime!
Anime! Anime! Anime! Anime!
We're so sad, 'cuz our mom
Didn't live to hear our song.
That's how it goes in an anime world!
Everyone's lost someone so that they can mope!
Vampires that want to be human, but they can't see,
Vampires that want to kill all the humans in the world NOW!
Now! This is anime!
Didn't you hear us say?
Won't you come?
Come and join us!
Say it once, say it twice,
Anime looks really nice.
Power up with us to win the fight!
Everybody scream and bulge your eyes!
We will win the first big prize!
I am the kid with mysterious past,
Most important in all the cast.
I am the warrior, silent and strong.
But I will show my softer side before long.
I am the traitor that's in your midst.
But you'll never know 'cuz I'll give you a kiss!
This is anime! Japanese anime!
Anime! Anime! Anime! Anime!
Anime! Anime!
Schoolgirls running everywhere!
Magic girls, boys with spiky hair!
Fighting with swords and using chi!
Going to school to get a degree!
Japanese anime!
Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next plot hole!
Careful for ninjas who'll catch you in the sack,
Seduce you 'til you scream
And then dress like a girl!
This is anime! Airships up and fly away!
Please make way for the girl who's just a guy!
Our little girls are really grown up women!
Check out the babe who's really just a girl!
This is anime! Japanese anime!
Anime! Anime! Anime! Anime!
Here there be dragons, see!
Fighting with robots and with me!
La la la la-la la la la la-la la la la la-la la la-la la la!
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:13 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:17 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:13 am
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