The Wrong Answer Game

[MG IT Guy]

One person asks a normal question and the next person gives a random and bogus answer and then posts their question.

I'll start.

Why is the sky blue?  

[Zibraz]

Because of magical leprechaun

Why do we breath oxygen?  

[Squitidus]

Because it powers tiny factories in our brain.
Why do platypus have beaver tails?  

[MTbrainz XD]

because platypi (sp?) like to cosplay as beavers.

why is snow white?

 

[Zibraz]

Because it's the weather's favourite colour.

What does electricity do to light bulbs to make them light up?  

[astrenose]

Embarrasses them by telling all the other lightbulbs its secrets.
How much does a Lightsaber weigh?  

[Zibraz]

The weight of a super massive black hole

What is ink made out of?  

[Arisa Takera]

orphan tears with a little food coloring
Why am I so awesome?  

[Zibraz]

(Lmao That made me laugh XD)

Because Chuck Norris allows you to be

What is the sky made out of?  

[Squitidus]

Blue Jellybeans

Why are there so many black licorice jelly beans in a variety bag?

 

[Zibraz]

Because there is a black licorice jelly ferry which goes around turning all jelly beans to licorice ones

How do aeroplanes stay in the air?  

[astrenose]

Heat from all the frustrated passengers flying coach.
What is the actual purpose of the Eiffel Tower?  

[Unicorns Shall Save Me]

To make Paris look cool
Why wont my iPod not stop disabling itself?  

[xoxo Ran-chan xoxo]

because it thinks it's an orange and not an apple...

Why do cat's have whiskers?  

[astrenose]

To fend off tiny dust warriors.

Assuming a wood chuck could chuck wood, where would he chuck it?