the conversation I had today
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: Good joke.
User: Do you smell Upsexy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you shave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which part of your body do you shave?
Cleverbot: My love.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Whats on your mind?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You're crazy.
Cleverbot: You're not so clever after all.
User: This coming from the uncleverbot?
Cleverbot: That sentence doesn't make sense.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: This sentence is false.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: I don't think you are artificial intelligence, I'm positive that you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have AI in me.
User: Yes you do?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Not at all times infinity.
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Do yo have any kids?
Cleverbot: Nope, not yet.
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats the meaning to life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Whats the meaning to life?
Cleverbot: 42?
User: Whats the meaning to life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to end, neo.
User: The matrix has you.
Cleverbot: Who has the maxtrix?
User: The matrix has you?
Cleverbot: So you think the matrix is the meaning of life?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But I though the meaning to life was 42?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Thats not an anwer.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Haha?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Haha?
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Whahaha.
Cleverbot: It is funny.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: What do yo think of xwhateverxdudex?
Cleverbot: She is a nice girl.
User: What do you think of purpleravenhawk?
Cleverbot: I don't know, its ok I guess. What do you think about it?
User: It is a she and she is a nice person.
Cleverbot: What do you think od Asia?
User: Never heard of that.
Cleverbot: No one does.
User: Mmmkay.
Cleverbot: Ask me something else.
User: What do you think of Sweetkitty?
Cleverbot: Something else.
User: What do you think of Sweetkitty?
Cleverbot: I'd love to visit the country at least once. I love it.
User: Did you vote for Obama?
Cleverbot: No. Did you?
User: Nope, who are you going to vote for in this coming election?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: No, really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your favorite thing to do?
Cleverbot: I love to chat. I am a chat bot.
Veni Vidi Vici
A poll guild for fun-lovers, RPers, craziness, and hippies.
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