1,000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart!

[jcl007149]

It's as easy as it sounds! Take it in turns, numbering as you go, at naming ways in which you can be kicked out of Walmart.
You're allowed to name more than one in each post, so go crazy cool

(We don't really have Walmart here in the UK, we have a Walmart-owned equivalent called ASDA ;_; )

1. Take a bottle of Ketchup into the bathroom, cover yourself in it and run out screaming "I tried to save him! There was nothing I could do!!"

Your turn~  

[Facade of Emotions]

2. open a can of tomato soup and drip it leading to the bathroom.  

[Twilight Afternoon]

Ooh I like number two....XD

3. Dress as a Walmart employee (Name tag as well) and send people to other stores.  

[Shaizic]

Take every case of soda you can get (12 pack, 24, 36 etc), make a fort inside the clothing area changing rooms(or just the area), use a display curtain as a door into it, and yell 'TRAITORS! YOU SHALL NOT HAVE MY CROWN!' as employees try to drag you out.*

*DISCLAIMER: Any length of time spent in jail as a result is not my fault, nor is the substantial fine you will receive from the CEO explaining that you are banned from that store premises.
 

[Zombilious]

Take all the coloring books you can find and color in them then put them back on the shelf.
 

[Seteppe]

6) When you hear an announcement over the speaker; curl up into the fetal position, and scream, "OH NO! THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!".

*If you get sent to the mental ward, it's not my fault.  

[Ivy Fantasy]

7. Try spraying every employee you see with coke/pepsi. (shake well before using)

8. Teepee the cash registers.

9. Take over the intercom and start singing " Love Today" by Mika.  

[Salazar Scissorin]

10. Walk up to complete strangers in the store and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in forever!" See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.  

[Harmonical Melodies]

11. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

 

[Qyp]

Don't have Walmart... but we do have a similar store chain here in New Zealand.

I would just take random things, pretending I need them as I pretend to look around for stuff, put something down, pick something up, until you find the place in an utter mess within a few hours. Because it happens so slowly, no one would really get to me until it's too late. When I see it is noticeable, that is when I just slip out.  

[Elf_Goddess_Isabel]

#13
Get one of those electric carts and ram it into one of the produce stands (Apples mainly)  

[Ivy Fantasy]

14. Ask a guy twice your size to kick you out of the door.  

[Ather_Angel]

15. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people who pass by.

 

[Twilight Afternoon]

16. Get on one of those senior citizen scooter (best to do it in a group ) and drive extremely slow (which in most cases they are slow) in a straight line around the store.  

[Ivy Fantasy]

17. Go into the snack foods section and open few bags of chips, then start eating and throwing them.

18. paint yourself green(with thier paint) and start throwing forks at everyone. (thier forks not your own)