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 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:14 am
 this is the profile thread for a one x one
between ll Yuna-Chan ll & Pudding Earl
stealing will not be tolerated
posting is not allowed
r e t r e a t x f r o m x t h e x i n s a n e
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:21 am
PAPER KITE INTERVIEW #851783 x
INTERVIEWER // ll Yuna-Chan ll xxx 
x ◇ Right...so I'll be your interviewer for today! Joy! Yes, yes? [/big smile]
x ◆ Mmhn! [/enthusiastic nod] It's nice to meet you, Yuna!!
x ◇ Basics first! Full name?
x ◆ Kuzuhara Miho!
x ◇ Any nicknames? For those... tongue-tied people out there.
x ◆ Micchon!
x ◇ I don't think that's any better... Your call sign? You know, your code name!
x ◆ Key.
x ◇ Please do forgive me for asking this... but... uhh... how old are you exactly?
x ◆ Twenty one years young!
x ◇ You're kidding right? I bet your twelve years old.
x ◆ No! No! I'm TWENTY ONE! [/throws fit] 3<
x ◇ [/cringes]...I'll get back to you on that then... Gender?
x ◆ What's that?
x ◇ You know... if you're male, female, boy, girl...
x ◆ Why didn't you say so in the first place?! I'm a girl!
x ◇ Just out of curiosity... which way do you swing?
x ◆ I'M ON A SWING?! 83 REALLY?! [/shoves self off chair and ends up faceplanting on floor]
x ◇ Oh my... [/nervous laughter] You're a member of the Paper Kites, yes? How'd you end up here?
x ◆ [/sits up on floor, rubbing face] T____T You lied! You said I was on a swing!
x ◇ Can you please answer the question?! And for the record, I asked which way do you swing.
x ◆ What kind of question is that?! O n O You can only go back and forth on a swing!
x ◇ [/sighs] Keep up with me - how did you end up being a member of the Paper Kites?
x ◆ I'm a Paper Kite? Really?! O w O
x ◇ ARGH! You know what? Nevermind! So you're addicted to the Mirage drug, yes?
x ◆ What drug? Do you mean that weird liquid thing that those meanies insist on me taking every day?
x ◇ Yes I mean that. What's your special ability?
x ◆ [/proudly] I can talk to electronics! They do what I tell 'em too! Computers, cellphones, traffic lights... everything! [/big smile]
x ◇ And your side effects?
x ◆ ....ARE YOU REFERRING TO MY APPEARANCE?! 38 < I'M TELLING YOU, I'M TWENTY ONE! NOT TWELVE
x ◇ FINE! GOODNESS. Off you go! We're done here! [/mumbles] I need a root beer...
x ◆ [/innocently] What's a root beer?
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:32 pm
AETHER INTERVIEW #131421 x
INTERVIEWER // ll Yuna-Chan ll xxx 
x ◇ Please be more sane then the last person I interviewed... T___T
x ◆ ..... > >;; I... can't make that kind of promise
x ◇ That's fine T___T Let's start off with the easy ones. What's your full name?
x ◆ Josiah Zephyr Erde
x ◇ Nickname?
x ◆ Zephyr
x ◇ Your call sign? Code name? Whatever term you guys use.
x ◆ Lockon
x ◇ [/shivers] Age?
x ◆ I lost count a few years back... I think should be twenty three? Twenty four?
x ◇ That sounds about right to me. Gender? You know, guy, girl...
x ◆ I know what gender means alright? I haven't lost that many brain cells. I'm a guy.
x ◇ I'M SORRY TT_____TT
x ◆ For what? O___O? Are you okay?!
x ◇ NO I'M NOT OKAY. DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU?! ... Moving on... what catches your attention?
x ◆ Um... that's kinda vague. Can you elaborate? No? Umm.... the scenery? D:
x ◇ [/nervous laughter] Okay, so you're part of Aether, yes? How'd you end up here?
x ◆ My brother got me into this mess. Started off with all the drug taking and then I got thrown in jail with him.
x ◇ .... How is he?
x ◆ He's dead.
x ◇ I'm... sorry for your loss
x ◆ Don't be. I could care less about him.
x ◇ So you're addicted to Illusion, yes? What's your ability?
x ◆ Enhanced eyesight. Literally. I can see things a lot farther then I normally can. Which is why I'm useful with sniper rifles and such.
x ◇ And your side effects?
x ◆ I suffer when I have to look at bright lights. That and I have a slightly harder time focusing on stuff closer to me then farther away.
x ◇ Alright! I think we're done here! You can go!
x ◆ That was fast....
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:44 pm
AETHER INTERVIEW #1954 x
INTERVIEWER // ll Yuna-Chan ll xxx 
x ◇ [/intimidated] Hello there...
x ◆ Let's just get this over with. I've got places to be.
x ◇ Full name. please? > ~ <
x ◆ Tsukiyama Ruri
x ◇ Any nicknames?
x ◆ Just Rue.
x ◇ Code Name?
x ◆ Mercury
x ◇ Please do forgive me for asking this... but... uhh... how old are you exactly?
x ◆ [/huffs] Twenty four.
x ◇ Really? Sir, you look... younger...
x ◆ Thanks for the compliment, but I'm a woman.
x ◇ [/cringes] I'm sorry! DON'T SHOOT ME PLEASE TT___TT
x ◆ I have better targets for my bullets then you.
x ◇ T____T [/tiny voice] Men or women?
x ◆ Well, obviously it'll be the men.
x ◇ [/nervous laughter] Aether, yes? How'd you end up here?
x ◆ I got into the wrong crowd back in school. I don't regret it though.
x ◇ You... don't?
x ◆ Of course not. Why should I? I chose this path, and I'll see it to the end - no matter what happens.
x ◇ Such dedication. [/tears]
x ◆ Not really, I just want to see the government down for good.
x ◇ What's your ability? You have one yes?
x ◆ Explosives. I can make anything flammable explode as long as I touched it once.
x ◇ Won't you get burned then?! O___O
x ◆ Not really. I can touch gasoline, run to the next room, and set it off without suffering much damage.
x ◇ ....Are your eyes turning blue?!
x ◆ Hn? Ah, yes. it's not surprising, really. They turn into a golden, red hue when I recently made something go up in flames. My original eye color's blue.
x ◇ And your side effects?
x ◆ I get dehydrated very easily, so I'm always needing to drink something or suffer the side effects.
x ◇ That's all I have! You can go now!
x ◆ Could have been shorter... [/leaves]
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:26 pm
TEMPEST #1742 x
INTERVIEWER // ll Yuna-Chan ll xxx 
x ◇ Welcome! Let's get started, shall we?
x ◆ ...[/sits down in chair]
x ◇ Your full name?
x ◆ Kurou, Heiji
x ◇ That's quite a mouthful... any nicknames?
x ◆ Heiji.
x ◇ Um... okay then! Code name?
x ◆ Shade
x ◇ Age?
x ◆ Twenty five
x ◇ Gender?
x ◆ I can be anyone you want me to be.
x ◇ What? [/confused]
x ◆ [/sighs] Never mind, I'm a guy.
x ◇ So you look at...?
x ◆ ....? I don't understand your question.
x ◇ Moving on! You're part of Tempest, yes? How'd you end up here?
x ◆ I took the drug, Illusion, a few years back while I was in training.
x ◇ During training?
x ◆ Yea, so when they found out, they just started giving me training in other areas and I ended up joining this faction.
x ◇ Do you like it?
x ◆ I guess... I mean, I don't see myself anywhere else.
x ◇ So your special ability would be what?
x ◆ Bending light. I can create illusions and change what others see. Helps with disguising.
x ◇ [/thinking] So that's what he meant by "anyone" .... And your side effects?
x ◆ I can't stand light sources of any kind; it burns me. I constantly need to be somewhere away from it, or use my ability to make it bounce away.
x ◇ Bounce away?
x ◆ Basically just create a dark aura around me, people say it feels very cold, but I think it feels right.
x ◇ No wonder you look so pale... Anyway, we're done! You can go!
x ◆ ....[/stands up and leaves]
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:40 am
TEMPEST #2974 x
INTERVIEWER // ll Yuna-Chan ll xxx 
x ◇ Ah~ Welcome! It's very nice to meet you.
x ◆ The pleasure's all mine!
x ◇ Your full name please?
x ◆ Adeline Shari Garnett
x ◇ That's quite a mouthful... any nicknames?
x ◆ Adele or Shar.
x ◇ Your code name?
x ◆ Skywalker
x ◇ ....How do you spell that? With a 'y' or with an 'i'?
x ◆ With an 'y'. How else would you spell it?
x ◇ Would it have anything to do with your height?
x ◆ Hush! I'm only five feet one!
x ◇ More like five feet to me... How old are you exactly?
x ◆ Twenty four
x ◇ I'm going assume that you are female?
x ◆ Yep.
x ◇ Who do you find attractive?
x ◆ Isn't it obvious? I prefer the men.
x ◇ You're part of Tempest, yes? How'd you end up here?
x ◆ Someone slipped it into my food one day, I really don't know why, but the result is what you see now.
x ◇ Oh.... It's very ... strange seeing you in a place like this...
x ◆ Believe me, I was happy doing office work.
x ◇ What's special about you?
x ◆ I can defy gravity.
x ◇ ....Come again?
x ◆ Defy gravity. I'm able to, but not limited to, jumping down from insanely high places - landing without getting hurt, jump up even higher then normal, attach onto ceilings or walls and more. I can't fly though, I'll always come down, so I'll need something to step on and push myself off again.
x ◇ That's actually really cool! And your side effects?
x ◆ I enjoy using it, but prolonged usage causes too much strain on my joints - so I tend to get very sore afterwards. Worse case scenario, I flop there and be unable to move.
x ◇ Alright! I think we're done here! You can go!
x ◆ That was rather quick. Thank you.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:10 am
PAPER KITE INTERVIEW #69 x
INTERVIEWER // Pudding Earl xxx 
x ◇ HEY! Wassup, man?
x ◆ Oh, Pudding, you know better than to greet me like that. [/smirk]
x ◇ Ehh... right. What's your full name? ^ - ^
x ◆ Derek Novus Erebum. Sexy name, no?
x ◇ Ugh, let's not go there. [/sweatdrop]What a weird last name and all that... man, you got something more... pronounceable?
x ◆ You can't pronounce Derek? .__.
x ◇ ...forget it. What's your code name? Kinda like a nickname?
x ◆ Spade. You know, like the strongest suit in cards?
x ◇ Strong, sure. You don't look like it.
x ◆ Oh, my age should count for something. I'm a fully-grown man, you know- twenty-four!
x ◇ What? You old geezer! D<
x ◆ Twenty-four is hardly old. I'm still sexy.
x ◇ Who said you're sexy? Conceited b*****d, you! You are a guy, correct?
x ◆ Do I look like a girl to you? .___.
x ◇ Just checking, you know! Hey, are you into girls or guys? Both? 8D
x ◆ Anyone with a good body who is young is considered attractive, right?
x ◇ ... Anyhow, moving on. How'd you end up as a Paper Kite?
x ◆ Paper Kite? Oh, about that... I dunno. Maybe because I failed the standardized testing and the government thought I was more useful in some weird experiment? I don't quite recall, no.
x ◇ Cool story, bro. How can you fail those stupidly easy tests?! O x O
x ◆ Well, how do I know? .__. I was kinda distracted that day!
x ◇ I don't wanna ask. You're a Mirage drug addict, correct?
x ◆ Wha.... what Mirage drug? D; I'm no junkie!
x ◇ Man, for someone your age, you're pretty stupid. Don't you have your abilities?
x ◆ If you mean the fact that I can see your My Little Pony underwear, yeah....
x ◇ WHAT IS THIS MONSTER?? D< I'M NOT.... wait... O____O ;; Screw that! Any side effects?
x ◆ Side effects? PFFFT. I'm telling you, I don't take drugs! D< Well, sometimes I do get dizzy if I'm in the sun too much, though, but... that's normal, right?
x ◇ Of course not. NOW GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PEEPING TOM! D< [/chucks clipboard at Derek]
x ◆ OW! That hurt, stupid-a** lady! D< You're not even acting like a girl!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:15 am
AETHER INTERVIEW #701 x
INTERVIEWER // Pudding Earl xxx 
x ◇ [/crawls into seat] I-I'm g-going to be interviewing y-you today! Q A Q
x ◆ Wha.... [/spacing out] Hey, what's the matter? D;
x ◇ N-Nothing! T ^ T Full name, please? The faster we get through this, the better!
x ◆ Adonis Nicolo Saccrum.... are you sure you're okay? What is it?
x ◇ I'm fine! D; In a little b-bit! D'ya have a n-nickname?
x ◆ Nic is fine... seriously, miss, calm down! What's so scary? [/leans forward in concern]
x ◇ I swear, I'm fine! Just don't come close to me, okay?
x ◆ Flame, but... oh, alright then.
x ◇ WHY DO YOU HAVE A FLAME ON YOUR HEAD AND HANDS?! D; No, don't burn meeee!
x ◆ Hey, don't panic! D; Alright, alright! [/scoots chair back five feet] Happy?
x ◇ Whew, thanks. So, you're a guy, correct? How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
x ◆ Twenty-three, but... what does that have to do with anything?
x ◇ Well, this IS an interview!
x ◆ Oh, right. So interviews all ask pointless questions?
x ◇ Why are you being so rude? Grah! Moving on. Are you heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual?
x ◆ [/blinks] Uh... I think I prefer girls, thank you very much.
x ◇ Whew, a normal person for once! So how'd you end up in Aether?
x ◆ Long story. I found out about the drug accidentally in an experiment at college, and then, one thing just led to another, you know?
x ◇ ...yeah, I guess so. Things happen in life, after all. Hey, so I know that you've been staring at a certain female member of Aether a lot recently, hmm?
x ◆ [/snaps back into attention] W-What? I have beeN?
x ◇ Blockhead! D< Fine, I'll just find out on my own, then! HMPH.
x ◆ ...Sure thing, then.
x ◇ I guess your ability is... catching on fire? I didn't know drugs could make you do that. What about your hair? D;
x ◆ It's not exactly natural fire... it doesn't burn me, anyhow. But it might hurt you, haha.
x ◇ O x O;; [/backs away] O-Okay. But don't you get any funny side effects, then?
x ◆ Occasionally, I get weird mood swings and if I get angry enough, then my hair starts catching on fire... and then it gets very hard to put out, you know? And I've been told that I'm infertile.... can't have kids, haha.
x ◇ That's a pity, really. Well, this is was nice. NOW GET AWAY FROM ME!
x ◆ I told you, it's not going to hurt you if you're calmed down! D;
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:10 pm
AETHER INTERVIEW #347 x
INTERVIEWER // Pudding Earl xxx 
x ◇ So, yes. Pudding here, your interviewer ~
x ◆ Lame rhyme. Can we get this over with?
x ◇ It is NOT lame, and please give me your name.
x ◆ That's even more stupid.
x ◇ ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU MORON.
x ◆ Merik Amestris. And Merik please. I don't like nicknames.
x ◇ Can I have your call sign? And I have awesome rhymes.
x ◆ Radio, yep.
x ◇ Radio? And here you are, calling me lame. Hah.
x ◆ Don't be ridiculous. I'm older than you are.
x ◇ Oh really? How old are you, then?
x ◆ Nineteen. I'm such a healthy nineteen-year-old guy, aren't I?
x ◇ You're... nineteen. Really. .___. //looks at height
x ◆ Hey, I'm still taller than you.
x ◇ But you look like a girl! Oh, I bet Spade would looove you.
x ◆ That innocent idiot? Oh, Pudding, you are so intelligent. But I like guys that can actually have control over their sex drive, thank you very much.
x ◇ Uh, sure. How'd you end up in Aether?
x ◆ Well, when I was in high school, I got into the drug via my girlfriend... things escalated out of control after that.
x ◇ Girlfriend? I didn't know you were the type for that... you don't seem like the type to get a girlfriend.
x ◆ It's none of your business, honestly. Can I go away now?
x ◇ Of course not. What happened to her?
x ◆ We... I don't know. Separated, so she could be anywhere.
x ◇ Still addicted to Illusion, right? So what kind of powers to d you have?
x ◆ I can breathe under water, if you know what I mean. And swimming is pretty easy for me...
x ◇ And your side effects?
x ◆ Shortness of breath on cold days, and other respiratory problems...
x ◇ Whew... I think that's it!
x ◆ That took a while. .___.
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:12 pm
TEMPEST INTERVIEW #6248 x
INTERVIEWER // Pudding Earl xxx 
x ◇ Alright, I finally get to interview a girl!
x ◆ ... get on with it.
x ◇ Oh, feisty. Name, please?
x ◆ Akiko Tsuyoshi.
x ◇ Sounds Japanese to me.
x ◆ Well, yes, and if you can't pronounce that (I wonder why), then Aki is fine too.
x ◇ I can so pronounce it. Code name?
x ◆ Reverence.
x ◇ Funny name that is. It doesn't suit your age!
x ◆ .... what, twenty-six is too young for you?
x ◇ WHAT. TWENTY-SIX?!
x ◆ [/throws knife at Pudding's head]
x ◇ I'M SO SORRY Q A Q
x ◆ Get on with it or I'll really kill you.
x ◇ Y-Yes, ma'am! By the way.... you're into guys, right?
x ◆ Those idiots? No. Women... are so much more elegant, beautiful, and worthy of my attention.
x ◇ WUT. I don't get it, but, alright... how'd you end up here in Tempest?
x ◆ ... got into the drug after a car accident years ago, and... you know, the government thought that they'd use me further and placed me in here.
x ◇ Why you not dead?
x ◆ .... you are stupid, are you not?
x ◇ That's not what I --
x ◆ Go on. I don't wanna hear your stupid excuses.
x ◇ Scary... anyhow, you're addicted to Illusion, yes?
x ◆ Not proud of it. But I guess my ability to temporarily make a copy of myself is nice.
x ◇ Copies? D;
x ◆ They don't last long, nor are they as strong as me... and I get headaches from trying to control them, anyhow.
x ◇ I see.... well, you can go now! [/runs out of room]
x ◆ I'm out of here.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 4:32 pm
SISTER INTERVIEW #1955 x
INTERVIEWER // ll Yuna-Chan ll xxx 
x ◇ Hello! Hello! I'm Yuna! What's yours? [/big smile]
x ◆ It's nice to meet you.... Tsukiyama, Kuri... des.
x ◇ That sounds very familiar... Hnnn....Nicknames?
x ◆ My older sister would be Ruri! And I just go by Kuri...
x ◇ OH! I just interviewed her a few weeks ago!! She was scary D:
x ◆ Yea, she comes off that way to a lot of people, don't take it to heart.
x ◇ Oh... back to the interview... do you have a code name?
x ◆ If I ever did, it would be Ghost!
x ◇ Cool! Cool! Age and Gender?
x ◆ Twenty year old female!
x ◇ You look about your age...
x ◆ Some say I still look like I'm in high school.
x ◇ [/tiny voice] Men or women?
x ◆ [/flushed red] W-what kind of random question is that?!
x ◇ [/holds up clipboard in defense] IT'S SAYS RIGHT HERE!
x ◆ [/crosses arms and looks away, still bright red] T-th.... guys.
x ◇ So hey! Do you have a boyfriend that Rue doesn't know about!? Hn?! I can keep a secret!!
x ◆ [/bright red] Wh-wh-what!? I do-don't have a-anyone like that! DDx [/flails before hiding her face in her hands]
x ◇ Tekekeke... Moving on! So... what have you been up to lately?
x ◆ School... mostly, I'm in my third year at college. My major's double E
x ◇ That's nice! How's your family? Are you in contact with them?
x ◆ I haven't actually. Our parents died when we were still kids, and then Rue disappeared a few years back... Haven't heard from her since then.
x ◇ I'm sorry for your loss... What's your ability? You have one yes?
x ◆ My ability.... I'm not a druggie, but after an experiment back in high school, I found out that it was intangibility. Do I need to explain that?
x ◇ [/thumbing through dictionary] No! You're good! But what about your clothes?
x ◆ [/bright red] I, um... they're also... intangible... but towards the end... of the drug time span... they stop phasing with me... so....
x ◇ So you'd need to keep an eye on the clock, right? ^ ^
x ◆ [/nods, dark red]
x ◇ That's all I have! You can go now! And have a nice day!!
x ◆ [/pink] T-thanks.... [/stands up to walk away]
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:33 pm
TEMPEST INTERVIEW #6248 x
INTERVIEWER // Pudding Earl xxx 
x ◇ Oh, look at that cute little face! [/pulls at cheeks]
x ◆ Hmph.... dun toosh meh (Don't touch me).
x ◇ Awww, fine... [/lets go] But first, tell me your name!
x ◆ It's Delerium Llyvar.
x ◇ Delerium? [/snickers]
x ◆ [/glares] But everyone calls me Del, thank you very much!
x ◇ Psh, Del. How childish!
x ◆ Shut up! My call sign's a lot cooler - Delphin!
x ◇ Delphin? From Greek mythology? Aww, alright then. How old are you, kid?
x ◆ Hmmm... [/counting on fingers] Twenty-one?
x ◇ What? Twenty-one? You're so short!
x ◆ I'm a man, thank you very much, and my height doesn't have to do with anything!
x ◇ But you look like a kid! It's not logical!
x ◆ Shut up! Quit pointing it out already!
x ◇ Fine, fine... so, you like anyone?
x ◆ I don't have time for girls!
x ◇ Fine, whatever you say. How'd you even end up in Tempest?
x ◆ I thought working for the government would be cool, but... you know, drugs end up changing everything. Either way, now I get money for pulling the trigger on those Aether idiots, so what can I say?
x ◇ So... Illusion addict, right?
x ◆ Yeah, so what?
x ◇ Drugs are bad for you, kiddo.
x ◆ I'm not a kid! Jeez, and the only reason I'm short is because of the drug- somehow shrinks me when I take it.
x ◇ HAHAHAHA. SERVES YOU RIGHT.
x ◆ At least I have telepathy and know exactly what you're thinking.
x ◇ That the only thing you can do?
x ◆ And freeze any water over using my hands. Want me to freeze your blood up?
x ◇ I'm sorry! D; Let me go!
x ◆ So annoying....
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