How long would you survive?

[GoldDiggingWhore]

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/velociraptor_bed

I would survive 56 seconds ninja  

[thedenomerator]

I got 41. I was really tempted to say that I fought off a grizzly bear.  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

thedenomerator

I got 41. I was really tempted to say that I fought off a grizzly bear.

I'm sure you'd last longer. The quiz didn't take into account the fact that you're Batman.  

[thedenomerator]

Or the fact that raptors would probably be on my side.  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

thedenomerator

Or the fact that raptors would probably be on my side.

I didn't know that Batman commanded raptors =O  

[Chaosfox8888]

"You could survive for 1 minute, 6 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor!"

All that wrestling experience seemed to pay off... xD  

[thedenomerator]

Batman is just so awesome that he commands basically every animal, except for the sort that are under the rule of some sort of villain.  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

thedenomerator

Batman is just so awesome that he commands basically every animal, except for the sort that are under the rule of some sort of villain.

...like penguins?  

[thedenomerator]

Precisely. That was my first thought.  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

thedenomerator

Precisely. That was my first thought.

And maybe CAT women? Or...um...manbats? ninja

Normal bats, for sure though. Like, no question about it.  

[Citrus Novii]

1 minute and 16 seconds pirate  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

Citrus Novii

1 minute and 16 seconds pirate

O_O

Hooooow?  

[thedenomerator]

I retried the test with Jared's height instead of mine, but all of the other answers were the same. One minute, six seconds. But, see, tall people are bigger targets. This is unscientific.  

[DarkMoonSlayer]

I got 31 seconds :C  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

thedenomerator

I retried the test with Jared's height instead of mine, but all of the other answers were the same. One minute, six seconds. But, see, tall people are bigger targets. This is unscientific.

Maybe they'd take longer to bleed out...?

DarkMoonSlayer

I got 31 seconds :C

Aww... /pats