The crowd roars with cheers as 'The English Gentleman' Cartwright is shown backstage with his latest chum, the animal loving camera man. Cartwright looks very happy tonight.
CM: "You have an interesting night ahead of you."
Cartwright: "Sure do! I get to team with everyone's favourite fruit, The Fig...."
CM: "Fruit? Is he a little bit...."
Cartwright: "Maybe he is! I don't care! We're teaming in a steel cage.."
CM: "Oh no! So if he turns on you there's no escape...."
Cartwright: "Turns on me? That won't happen! Nobody turns heel on me!"
CM: "I didn't mean that type of turn...."
Cartwright: "Anyway! When we win the triple threat tag team steel cage match of awesomely long titles, GBL will be the all powerful General Manager!"
CM: "That's great!"
Cartwright: "What's even better is that I will be given a favour!"
CM: "The type of favour that The Fig would enjoy?"
Cartwright: "No silly! GBL will be like a magical genie, granting me any wish I want!"
CM: "Genies grant three wishes."
Cartwright: "Well I'm only getting one."
CM: "Harsh man."
Cartwright: "I know right?! But on the positive side, it can be anything related to WWFG! It could be a match!"
CM: "It'll probably be a match."
Cartwright: "I'd imagine so! It could be a title match! A stipulation of my choosing! Maybe a Cartwright Appreciation Night!"
CM: "What's to appreciate?"
Cartwright: "My awesomeness!"
CM: "Not your love of animals?"
Cartwright: "FURRY FREAKS! THEY CAN SOD OFF! RABBITS! CATS! WOLFS! THEY CAN ALL GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"
CM: "You might not like my latest pet then...."
Cartwright: "NOOOOOOO! I HATE YOUR PETS! THEY STINK AND THEY ARE UGLY!"
The cameraman points for Cartwright to look behind him. Cartwright does so and is greeted by a giant grizzly bear.
Cartwright: "F-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Cartwright runs away as the cameraman and bear laugh together. The bear is in a tuxedo. He hugs the cameraman very tightly as the camera fades-out.
CM: "You have an interesting night ahead of you."
Cartwright: "Sure do! I get to team with everyone's favourite fruit, The Fig...."
CM: "Fruit? Is he a little bit...."
Cartwright: "Maybe he is! I don't care! We're teaming in a steel cage.."
CM: "Oh no! So if he turns on you there's no escape...."
Cartwright: "Turns on me? That won't happen! Nobody turns heel on me!"
CM: "I didn't mean that type of turn...."
Cartwright: "Anyway! When we win the triple threat tag team steel cage match of awesomely long titles, GBL will be the all powerful General Manager!"
CM: "That's great!"
Cartwright: "What's even better is that I will be given a favour!"
CM: "The type of favour that The Fig would enjoy?"
Cartwright: "No silly! GBL will be like a magical genie, granting me any wish I want!"
CM: "Genies grant three wishes."
Cartwright: "Well I'm only getting one."
CM: "Harsh man."
Cartwright: "I know right?! But on the positive side, it can be anything related to WWFG! It could be a match!"
CM: "It'll probably be a match."
Cartwright: "I'd imagine so! It could be a title match! A stipulation of my choosing! Maybe a Cartwright Appreciation Night!"
CM: "What's to appreciate?"
Cartwright: "My awesomeness!"
CM: "Not your love of animals?"
Cartwright: "FURRY FREAKS! THEY CAN SOD OFF! RABBITS! CATS! WOLFS! THEY CAN ALL GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"
CM: "You might not like my latest pet then...."
Cartwright: "NOOOOOOO! I HATE YOUR PETS! THEY STINK AND THEY ARE UGLY!"
The cameraman points for Cartwright to look behind him. Cartwright does so and is greeted by a giant grizzly bear.
Cartwright: "F-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Cartwright runs away as the cameraman and bear laugh together. The bear is in a tuxedo. He hugs the cameraman very tightly as the camera fades-out.
